SUN SCIENCE FOR SIMPLETONS!

Much of the damage that ultraviolet radiation (UV) does to skin occurs hours after sun exposure. And...some damage caused by sunlight - the DNA damage that can lead to sunburns and even skin cancer - may occur even after sun exposure. (Vision: Yale News).  Well, no kidding! Anyone who has tried to get a nights kip after falling asleep in the sun with their bare ass on display, has this already figured. Say, you sun-kissed Einsteins; just how many spondoolies did you manage to scam from your sponsor - Middle Earth Dwellers Inc - to discover the bleedin' obvious?

Hi, I'm Peter and I live in the UK.
 We don't get much sun,
but when we do, I'm as mad as fuck for a tan.