THE WHEELS OF JUSTICE A TAD LATE!

After about 70 years of collecting their filthy moolah millions, Nazi war criminals will soon be blocked from getting U.S. government retirement benefits a unanimous House of Representatives decided on Tuesday. Actually, it will only happen if they've been officially deported; so what took 'em so long? Well, as land of the free, home of the brave imported well over a 1000 known Nazi war criminals at the end of WW2 to build rockets and help the US against the pesky Commies, it's not too surprising. In future, every time you ever hear any politician get all preachy about morality and ideals, reach for your imaginary Luger...as one infamous, very dead Nazi used to do with his very real one re intellectuals.