I BLAME BOLLYWOOD!

Pradeep Kuma Manukonda had a stint in the U.S. as a software engineer and was doing quite well for himself, until, according to his story, he pointed out security problems to Facebook, and since then, his life has been in mortal danger, so he told The Hans India.  He Pradeep, the self anointed saviour of Facebook, said that since then Zuckerberg and the Facebook Crew have been stalking him, his girlfriend, sister and his non existent dog. Pradeep says he has even been attacked by knives! (Oy vey! Can't a billion Zuckerberg bucks find a good assassin?) Pradeep has now asked a High Court for police protection.  The gist of it is, the world expert in cyber la-la-land thinks Facebook management is soooo terrified about his expert knowledge and is, therefore, spreading dastardly rumors that he, Pradeep is an Al Qaeda agent. 
Dear Mr Manukonda; have you visited a good shrink, changed your diet and stopped watching these Bollywood, Jimmy Bond type films yet? 

Pssst, Pradeep...I'd lay off the Scotch my boy.