GET YOUR TUTTI FRUITY AN' POPCORN READY!

A Saudi billionaire known as Prince Alwaleed bin Talal is going to launch a new satellite news channel, and he's come up with this very catchy, creative name: Alarab!
He said it would offer 'a completely new style of news programming in the Middle East and beyond'. 
What! like you mean, unbiased, investigative and challenging the status quo reporting? Oh, let's give Princy a few ideas for that ground breaking TV channel of his...

And you can knock me down with a Koran if it's content is less bent than the BBC's!