Saturday, December 20, 2014

THE JAMMIN' PRIEST OF NAPLES!

Fed up with mobiles ringing and beeping during Mass, Father Michele Madonna has had a jamming device installed in his church in Naples, Italy to stop phones from going off. 
Boy do I want one for Christmas! With some airlines soon to allow the mobile plague to come to a seat near you - thus encouraging the biggest spike in air rage ever - what's to be done to save your sanity form banality babe sitting next to you? With every iphone idiot doing yer head in on a long flight, it will become an invaluable piece of kit; and when you can't bare one more second of that putrid, nattering air polluter, it will come down to (A) the jammer, or (B) ramming that piece of very expensive plastic down their non stop warbling throat! As yet, I haven't a clue if the jammin' gene will be portable enough; but if it's not, there's a fortune to be made by the company making it so!
The best 65 euros I ever spent!



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