SHE'S NOT ME MISSUS, INFIDELS!

Iraq's Interior Ministry has cast doubt on Lebanese reports that a wife and child of Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi had been detained in Lebanon, saying that the arrested woman is not the militant group leader's spouse. Al-Baghdadi - currently the nearest of The Messenger's psycho clones to the actual 7th century founder of the satanic cult - said the burka bird is not his wife (as far as he remembers) "I got that friggin' many. Still...a good try you infidel dogs! However, you failed to rock the casbah of the great Al-Baghdadi,"  as he may have muttered on his way to oversee yet another ritual slaughter of the innocents...