ANOTHER NO-SHOW FROM BARRY!

Greetings, gullible voters; if only I'd been born in Cuba...

Obama will not be among world leaders at the 70th anniversary ceremony of the liberation of Auschwitz.
Barry 'I've got your back Israel' Obama is much too busy; but he found a moment to creep to that dead sponsor of terror, king Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. The Saudis - our pretend staunch ally - are passing on millions of dollars to Al Qaeda as part of a Mafia type protection pay-up; the idea being, they don't get their asses blown away but we do! But I digress. As Barry has been the only US president to stay away from D-Day commemorations in Europe, it is no surprise he can't be arsed yet again. How many more months to suffer this narcissistic, incompetent waste of spacer? Too friggin' many!

NFL'S AIR HEAD DUDES!

Grossly over paid with enough Lycra covering their ample asses to drape across the Rockies, seemingly the lads have had a spot of bother with their balls. Not enough air or something. Given that each day they fumble their footie more often than the wife, just how long did it take for the NFL head-bangers to come to that air deficit conclusion? Jez...

DUTCH DUMBO!

Dutch ex-minister Herman Heinsbroek said : 

'World peace if Israeli Jews move to US'.

Where do you begin to explain to this total twat that even if Israel didn't exist, the Caliphate Crew of Islam would still be after his stupid, infidel ass. He and his ilk are the reason why Europe is a fucking rats nest of Jihad jerk-offs!

 Anyone got a spare prayer mat?

THE KING IS DEAD. SO?

That Saudi so called king has popped his camel clogs and the BBC, Barry Obama and others are sounding like a chorus of wah-wah Arab women. Saudi Arabia; what a hellish pit of a place! The incubator for Al Qaeda and all the other 40 shades of  Islam's allahu akbar, 7th century psychos. If not for their oodles of oil, would anyone give a flying fuck? Well, yes. Many in the West watched far too much "noble Arab" tosh like Laurence of Arabia. A more devious bunch of tent dwelling, back stabbing camel keepers would be hard to find! 

AMERICAN SNIPER v TINSEL-TOWN PRICKS!

What's this? I ordered the surrender monkey special.

American Sniper has broken box office records that had been set by blockbusters like Avatar, Passion and Hangover Part II . By the film refusing to demonize American soldiers or to spin conspiracy tales about the war, American Sniper has pissed off  90% of Hollywood's usual suspects a.k.a the west coastal progressives. The very same folk who jump into roles with mindless gratuitous violence, car chases and crashes ever 90 seconds and a script with a chimp credit; but hey, we're just making a living and that's cool!

Oh, Barry. Please say the naught words just once
for your Tommy-kins...

Meanwhile, over on the east coast - that lefty Obama leg humper of the NYT, Tom Friedman, has actually been throwing stale bagels at Barry.  Even Friedman has been up-chuckin' at his hero, who has consistently failed to call a quacking duck a duck. Each day, Barry and his mouth pieces contort the English language desperately trying to find new ways so as not to utter Barry's forbidden words: Radical Islam!  But for how much longer?

BARRY OBAMA'S LATEST...

Anyone who watched or listened to the State of the Union tosh dished out by the Illinois Illusionist won't have been surprised. If anyone has managed not to place the blame on Islam's psychos and their Caliphate Crew, it's the current U.S. President. One must hope, that the FBI, CIA and NSA never -  except in lip service - ever took on any of Barry's baloney. If ever a President deserved to be totally ignored, especially in matters of foreign policy and national security, then it's surely been Barry.

COFFEE, CANCER AND WHITE COATS...

A new study compiled by the white coats of science, states that drinking four cups of coffee a day may protect against malignant melanoma, a deadly form of skin cancer. Study participants who drank four or more cups of coffee daily were 20 per cent less likely to develop malignant melanoma . All very good, but like all of these "studies" the first question to ask is, who's funding it? If say, Coffee Bean Growers Inc. shell out research grant moolah, it might come as no surprise they suggest drinking big black steaming mugs in volumes similar to the late Frank Zappa. Or they may hint, it may make one impervious to a plutonium leak. You might have noticed the words may, perhaps and if, abound in most newly minted studies - whatever the subject under investigation. If one takes the food and drink findings of every study as gospel - over three score years and ten - you'll be performing more U-turns than a London taxi driver in diet and life style. Everything in moderation, as yer granny may have said...

I'm sure I've found the holy grail; but first I'll need a few million
of you to die to prove my empirical evidence.