IDIOTS R US!

Like my  flower? Skin cancer? Never heard of it.
Does it hurt a little bit? 

Dermatologists, cancer experts and other clinicians have raised concerns about a new trend being adopted by some sunbathers. It is known as sunburn art, which has gone viral among the internet's Eloi community. How we ever found a cave to sleep in never mind managing to plod through tens of thousands of years without becoming latter day Dinos, remains a bloody mystery. If in 500 years time our species is still top dog on planet earth, then we must have been genetically modified.