APPLE A DAY...

In 2007, zillions of the Apple faithful stood in line for a week on 5th Avenue NYC looking like lost Scientology students, as they awaited their turn to buy the "Jesus Phone."  But the Apple Watch's arrival in the manger has hardly been the second coming. Who really wants something as expensive as a penny black postage stamp on their wrist? Many young Apple-ites have a similar mentality to cult joiners; and when, as predicted, all the satellites fail through our litter lout behavior in space, they'll be plenty of work to be had for the head sorting community.