TOP AWARDS ANNOUNCED!

Top awards have been presented to the Goebbels School of Journalism hacks. To view, just copy and paste  the link below (or click and see if it works)for all the gen about the toss-pot prize winners!

http://honestreporting.com/the-2014-dishonest-reporting-awards/

DISRAELI GEARS!

Israeli high tech is becoming legendary. Israel’s Altair Semiconductor, a developer of high-performance, single-mode LTE chipsets, announced that its FourGee-3800/6300 Category 4 chipset has successfully achieved Verizon Wireless chipset certification. The certification means that Altair’s customers can get their products to the market faster by integrating the chipset into their devices, reducing the amount of testing required pre-launch. Altair Semiconductor produces high-performance, single-mode LTE chipsets. The company boasts that by focusing 100% on LTE solutions, Altair enables the introduction of competitively priced connected devices to the market. The company’s chips have been qualified by the world’s top LTE carriers. More than 30 original design manufacturers around the world have selected Altair to connect more than 80 end-user devices such as tablets, netbooks, USB dongles, portable hotspots, fixed routers and modems, and M2M applications.

Then there's David’s Sling. Israel's intercept short-range to medium-range rockets and missiles, which can deal with all contingencies, including Iran's Islamo-fascist goons Hezbollah’s Katyusha rockets. David's Sling range of coverage at present is three times that of the Iron Dome anti-rocket defense system. The system will be deployed in various areas around Israel for a trial period, the IDF added. After that, David’s Sling will also be set up to intercept hostile aircraft and missiles with longer ranges. Eventually, it should be able to intercept incoming cruise missiles as well. St.-Sgt. Maj. Yishai Rosenberg, head of the David’s Sling branch at the air force’s Equipment Squadron, said the most important aspect of David’s Sling is its integration into the existing layers of air defenses.
This is all good news, but the old adage: "The best method of defense is attack" is still probably Israel's first weapon of choice; and it certainly did the biz for them in the June of '67!

TRANSFER THE FAKES R US!

Anyone who still  has any doubt, or lives in a permanent state of naivety about the U.N. should count the score card on the image. When launched after WW2, there wasn't much though given to the possibility that eventually membership would be given to dictators, mad Muslim mullah men and other rag-bags of human rights abusers. Currently housed in NYC, the U.N. has become one disgusting organisation; continually getting away with systemic bias while passing itself off to the gullible as custodians of morality, justice, and freedom.  Truth is, this odious anti-democratic organisation - who now largely represent countries governed by an assortment of mass murders, tyrants and perverts - should have it's HQ shipped off to a more appropriate city. I vote Tehran; the capital of a country which is already fully qualified and most certainly ticks every box. 
Failing a relocation, Western style democracies have everything to gain by taking the next exit out of NYC and leaving this gang of corrupt criminals to their own devices. Reforming the U.N. is a non starter!

500 MUSLIM HEADS TO ROLL!

Pakistan's plan to give 500 of Islam's worst psychos the chop has got a Lefty /Liberal wah-wah amnesty group "deeply disturbed". Always more concerned with the wrong end of any outrage, they rush to the defense of every barbarian on the planet. The question is, why did the notoriously treacherous Paks take so long? Think of all dinners they would have saved had it dawned on them sooner. It took the recent murder of Pakistani children to get them off their Taliban friendly asses. Still, better late than never as the saying goes... 

The letter reads: where in the fuck are the bongo banging lefty
sisterhood when you need the bitches?

AMERICA'S TERRIBLE TWOSOME!

The murder of NYPD officers Rafael Ramos and Wenjian Liu on Saturday afternoon in Brooklyn NY, has heightened fears about the safety of law enforcement officials. Let's look at the NYC mayor's past: firmly left with it's delusional love of all things Cuban. Out of the blocks, Blasio's first mission was to dismantled the counter-terrorism unit. His love affair with the Muslim community coupled with the Democrat's PC naivety, amounts to placing citizens and tourists alike in potentially more danger from Islam's radical home grown allahu akbar brigade, who get their weekly infidel hate fix down at the mosque.  Blasio's like a mini Al Sharpton; race obsessed but with only one can of gas to pore on the fire, compared with that despicable race-baiter Sharpton's five. In Blasio's climb up the political grease poll he frequently had issues with anything in blue. Blasio's a dogma driven, lose cannon lefty who will set NYC back years; in everything from street safety to sewers, to which he has shown a particular affinity. (Image: Copyright Control)

Hey, bro, now you got the big office, we can
both shaft them righty-whitey asses! 

MAFIA OFFER BETTER CONTRACT!

There's a god awful stink very similar to dog do do. A study organized at the behest of the Public Utilities Authority (Electricity) of Israel's Tamar natural gas field, has confirmed that it's findings would make a Tony Soprano contract virtuous . Briefly, here's the outragious deal the suits have stitched the Israeli public up to: 

(1) the price of natural gas sold by the consortium, is linked to an energy price index, without ANY  regard to market conditions. In other words, the contracts lock Israeli buyers into artificially high and perennially rising prices for Tamar gas, even though buyers could get cheaper gas elsewhere!

(2) In addition, the contracts set a minimum price for gas,  independent of market conditions. But - get this - there is no maximum price, as is customary in contracts of this kind. 

(If you're an Israeli consumer of gas, are you reaching for your gun yet?)

So, instead of making energy cheaper for the Israeli consumer,- like all the hoo-ha said - the Tamar contracts will have the opposite effect, making electricity one of the biggest expenses in the Israeli economy! 

Those who agreed to this so called contract on the Israeli side of the desk should be parachuted into Gaza City with a sign stapled on their asses reading, "we crapped on Mohammed's tomb". 

But first, check out where the fuckers have stashed their alleged kick-backs...

Check list: money, passport, SwissAir one way ticket...

THE JAMMIN' PRIEST OF NAPLES!

Fed up with mobiles ringing and beeping during Mass, Father Michele Madonna has had a jamming device installed in his church in Naples, Italy to stop phones from going off. 
Boy do I want one for Christmas! With some airlines soon to allow the mobile plague to come to a seat near you - thus encouraging the biggest spike in air rage ever - what's to be done to save your sanity form banality babe sitting next to you? With every iphone idiot doing yer head in on a long flight, it will become an invaluable piece of kit; and when you can't bare one more second of that putrid, nattering air polluter, it will come down to (A) the jammer, or (B) ramming that piece of very expensive plastic down their non stop warbling throat! As yet, I haven't a clue if the jammin' gene will be portable enough; but if it's not, there's a fortune to be made by the company making it so!

The best 65 euros I ever spent!