LEGAL LOLLY POPS FOR LARDY!

The European Union's highest court of stupidity has ruled that obesity is officially a disability; meaning companies will need to provide accommodations for obese workers, such as larger seats and special parking spaces. Only around 0.5 per cent of the population, whither in the U.S. or Europe, have medical reasons for being weightier than a small planet; all the rest of us haven't any excuses if we stuff our faces to the dimension of an earth stopping asteroid. Question for the EU court jesters: Would a mega scale tipper come out of a Gulag?

SONY SURRENDER!

The Japanese spineless sushis of tinsel town, have just given in to cyber terror and posted a big come-on for all future Hackers R Us. What with Barry Obama ordering his first shipment of Cuban smokes and Hollywood "Die Easy" on parade, from now on, all any country with the will to take down the yellow jello leg Inc and Co's is threaten; and surrender will come before their first email arrives! Those who fought and died in WW2 would be puking at the suits that are now in residence, whither it be Oval Office or elsewhere.

A-G-A-I-N!

ROCKY RACCOON...

University of Nebraska football player Jack Gangwish beat to death a raccoon with a wrench because it wouldn’t pose for a “selfie”; and such is the mentality of this foot-balling fuck-wit, even admitted it on social media. He also posted this on Twitter: "I'm sure y'all be excited to hear that the results came back and i do not have Rabies! Actually, I was very much hoping for the opposite you cruel, arrogant twat! 

IS THE EUROPEAN UNION FRIGGIN' MAD?

Just when you think, the EU a.k.a. Eurostan, can't get any more perverse, they actually can. The lefty crew of the EU court system have just announced the the Islamo-fascist terror machine of Hamas - 12,000 rockets fired into towns and cities of Israel, suicide bombers and murderers of Israeli men women and children - will be dropped from the list of organisations which the EU designate as terrorist. Perhaps a dirty bomb from Islam's psychos might one day wake the fuckers up as to who the good guys and bad bastards really are! 

BUSH FIRE AHEAD!

What do I think of our $17 trillion
dollar debt? Sure could buy a load of
bananas.

Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush announced Tuesday that he plans to "actively explore" a run for president, taking his most definitive step yet toward mounting a 2016 campaign. If the GOP think that having another Bush name placed before the U.S. voters will be an ace, then I'd advise them to stay well away from Vegas. The late Mr Jackson's chimp would have a better chance of being elected!

IS IT ALREADY TOO LATE FOR WESTIE?

Alarmed by the growing popularity of an anti-Islam movement in Germany, Chancellor Angela Merkel and other government leaders have appealed to the public to stay away from it and not to "become tools" in the hands of the organisers of such events.
Hey, hold them ho'ses there, partner! The western governments, having allowed just about every rag head Muslim Imam to call every week for the destruction of infidel western civilisations, have created the feeling among many ordinary folk that their respective governments are much too ready to let Islam's mentality create a defacto country within a country. In the Middle East, Islamic State are only carrying out the message of the Messenger; they are the real deal and are the front office for Islam. The EU - with 50 million Muslims now in residence - have given a mass market from which IS are only just beginning to take advantage. Western governments have created a dooms day potential for themselves and the Fuhrer must be uber pleased with the coming Muslim Reich!

GET YOUR TUTTI FRUITY AN' POPCORN READY!

A Saudi billionaire known as Prince Alwaleed bin Talal is going to launch a new satellite news channel, and he's come up with this very catchy, creative name: Alarab!
He said it would offer 'a completely new style of news programming in the Middle East and beyond'. 
What! like you mean, unbiased, investigative and challenging the status quo reporting? Oh, let's give Princy a few ideas for that ground breaking TV channel of his...

And you can knock me down with a Koran if it's content is less bent than the BBC's!