WHAT WOULD LINCOLN SAY?

The liberal media always start the story three biased chapters in, never letting any logic and analysis get in the way of their dogma. Would that overweight guy still be dunkin' his doughnuts if he'd acted like most normal folk when the cops asked him to comply? Yep. I've got a theory: (1) The Dems have to make up for their previous attitude to black people because they voted (all excepting one man) against Lincoln when he wanted to end slavery. (2) they opposed the end of segregation in the South and had a big hand in establishing that ol' KKK thingy. But now - after decades of amnesia about their previous existence - they've reinvented themselves as the bastion of most things stupid. 

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THE WHEELS OF JUSTICE A TAD LATE!

After about 70 years of collecting their filthy moolah millions, Nazi war criminals will soon be blocked from getting U.S. government retirement benefits a unanimous House of Representatives decided on Tuesday. Actually, it will only happen if they've been officially deported; so what took 'em so long? Well, as land of the free, home of the brave imported well over a 1000 known Nazi war criminals at the end of WW2 to build rockets and help the US against the pesky Commies, it's not too surprising. In future, every time you ever hear any politician get all preachy about morality and ideals, reach for your imaginary Luger...as one infamous, very dead Nazi used to do with his very real one re intellectuals.

BIBI AND BENNETT: THE ONLY SHOW IN TOWN!

Look, first we'll take out Iran then...

There's a couple of things that are almost a given about politicians of any party or country: most can out-ego any Hollywood dick-head, and selling their so call influence to the highest bidder is a holy perk. Israel has almost a party for every five people, so governing makes for cats shacking up with dogs until one craps on the other's kibble bowl. Changing the percentage of votes needed before any party picks up a seat sounds to most reasonable folk not a bad place to start. But politicians, having the turkeys aversion to Xmas, are not going to agree to their own demise. Bibi & Bennett should come out of the mud wrestling as winners; but by how much? If the Pali Brigade had a brain between them, they would be "all quiet on the western front"running up to the election. For nothing unites the Israelis more than a string of rockets or street deaths carried out by Islam's Allahu Akbar crew, any of which would all but guarantee a bigger win for the Bibi and Bennett show. (Image: Copyright Control)

SHAKE OUT THE SHEIKHS!

"Despite serious damage inflicted on the armed group, defeating them still a long way off," so waffles the US Secretary of State Kerry, or that naive prat Clown Kerry as I much prefer. Why is the West surprised by the spawning of Islamic State, when Saudi, Qatar, Pak and Iranian regimes among others, have their Midas middens run by the very same mind set as that of IS? Turning blind eyes and denial politics are standard fare from our so called leaders. Becoming energy independent is the only way to end all the cap doffing, creeping and ass lickin' to 7th century Sheikdoms and foreign policy fakery with these devious, anti-western fuckers! 

Baby, you can drive my car...er...maybe...sometime... never...

BELL LABS AND EIGHT GONGS...

On Monday night, Bell Labs - eight Nobel gongs and counting - inaugurated its Israeli branch. It is the group’s first out-of-the-US location. The Alcatel-Lucent multinational communications firm now owns the organization. The Israel lab actually began work several months ago, but got its official kick-off when current president Marcus Weldon, along with other top Bell Labs officials and alumni, gave the Israel site their official stamp of approval.
It is a near cert that some Staten Island *Italian bloke first invented the idea of sending a voice down a copper wire and it was nicked by Mr Bell - who happened to be on the committee who was assessing it's potential. But hey, let's not spoil the party.

*Antonio Meucci

Bibliography Meucci, Sandra. 

Antonio and the Electric Scream: 

"The Man Who Invented the Telephone" 

Branden Books, Boston, 2010, ISBN 0-8283-2197-3

SHE'S NOT ME MISSUS, INFIDELS!

Iraq's Interior Ministry has cast doubt on Lebanese reports that a wife and child of Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi had been detained in Lebanon, saying that the arrested woman is not the militant group leader's spouse. Al-Baghdadi - currently the nearest of The Messenger's psycho clones to the actual 7th century founder of the satanic cult - said the burka bird is not his wife (as far as he remembers) "I got that friggin' many. Still...a good try you infidel dogs! However, you failed to rock the casbah of the great Al-Baghdadi,"  as he may have muttered on his way to oversee yet another ritual slaughter of the innocents...

DIAMOND DOGS...

Iranian's hackers have been very busy. They have infiltrated major airlines, energy companies, and defence firms around the globe. While Barry Obama and Co make like the last few minutes of Emperor Nero - over the past two years the Plague of Islam has put aside their unholy book for a mo and has been mounting a campaign that could eventually cause physical damage to the U.S. and other Infidel countries. Barry the Appeaser-in-Chief and Chamberlain circa 1939 have much in common...and most of us know how that sorry tale ended! Dialogue with dogs won't cut it, Barry.