SULTANS OF SHENANIGANS!

On behalf of His Majesty Sultan Qaboos, His Highness Sayyid Fahd bin Mahmood al Said, Deputy Prime Minister for the Council of Ministers, received in his office yesterday, Iyad Amin Madani, Secretary-General of the Organization of Islamic Cooperation (OIC). While you Sultans and the like at the OIC ponder the many challenges facing Islam's image around the world, here's a good place to start to fix it: Tell your 7th century mates to stop funding Islam's psychos! (Image: Copyright Control)

So Qaboos...what were you before the oil of Allah?  I shovelled
camel shit for a dollar a day.

FREE ONE WAY AIR TICKETS!

A 24-year-old American who has been detained in North Korea declared he wasn't a tourist and tore up his visa upon arriving in the country. What a splendid way to rid the U.S. of it's many shades of nutters. Now, where else could they be given a one way ticket to? 


Cuba, Venezuela and every other country on the planet that begins Islamic Republic of................

NO OIL, MOSES?

A few years ago there was a book published called, "No Oil Moses." But verily it has come to pass that a lot, nay a multitude of oil and gas has come forth.The latest of the geological surveys has estimated that off the waters of Tel Aviv - well actually it's 50km off - the field of OZ will bring at least a goodly 660 billion barrels of oil and about 2.5 trillion cubic feet (TCF) of natural gas. Not bad, but still a smallish carp compared to Israel's Tamar and Leviathan fields, both located northwest of Oz. So Moses, or his wife, gets the gong after all!

OVERTAKING THE U.S.A!

Israel's Foreign Trade Authority reported that Asia is set to overtake the United States as Israel's second largest export destination this year. The ministry expects exports to Asia to grow from 21% of total exports in 2013, to 24.5% in 2018.

FIRST, THEY CAME FOR THE JEWS...

“For these things I weep; my eyes flow with tears; for a comforter is far from me, one to revive my spirit; my children are desolate, for the enemy has prevailed.” (Lamentations 1:16).

Today in Israel, Holocaust Memorial Day.

ZOMBIES WHO VOTE!

Former CIA Director Says: "Only The Israelis Can Stop Iran." Not really news to anyone who has lost count of Red Line Obama's failure to follow through on anything - except that is, his golf drive. Only the Obama zombies should be left believing in the Illinois Illusionist; well being brain dead, they never did have any say in it anyway! 

COLLECT $8000 FROM CHINA!

Authorities in China's Islam restive Xinjiang region are offering up to $8000 cash to anyone who reports on shady Muslim types with an over abandance of facial hair. Xinjiang has been hit by periodic deadly clashes between the Chinese authorities and members of the Muslim Uighur. China has blamed the violence on Islamist separatists with ties to foreign terrorist groups, hence loads of dough for fingering any beards!

I  forgot to shave, er...I broke my only mirror, er...
OK. I confess. I've got three Islamist psychos lurking
under my abundance.