COLLECT $8000 FROM CHINA!

Authorities in China's Islam restive Xinjiang region are offering up to $8000 cash to anyone who reports on shady Muslim types with an over abandance of facial hair. Xinjiang has been hit by periodic deadly clashes between the Chinese authorities and members of the Muslim Uighur. China has blamed the violence on Islamist separatists with ties to foreign terrorist groups, hence loads of dough for fingering any beards!

I  forgot to shave, er...I broke my only mirror, er...
OK. I confess. I've got three Islamist psychos lurking
under my abundance.