CLOWN KERRY ABROAD!

Pali's Tell Kerry: Drop Dead.

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John Kerry appeared unfazed by the Palestinians' dismissive treatment of him, telling the press that the talks were "very constructive." For endless years now the Palestinians have refused to enter talks without preconditions, demanding major territorial concessions BEFORE negotiations begin; even though the POINT of talks has always been to negotiate territorial concessions!  A croc's brain is about the size of a walnut...which  gives the croc a 50% advantage over the Fools of Fatah.

TIME TRAVEL MACHINE INVENTED!

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An Iranian scientist claims to have invented a machine that can see into the future, the London Telegraph reported. "The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine," created by Tehran scientist Ali Razeghi, together with the state-run Center for Strategic Inventions, claims to be able to "predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy," according to a press release. Well, it should be able to predict the destruction of Iran's nuclear facilities by the very same folk that Genecide Joe claims give 95% of Iranian men a problem in tent pole department!

Ten pints? No problem! But ONE fuckin' kebab... 

EGYPT ISSUES ARREST WARRANT FOR JON STEWART!

Jon Stewart is accused by the nutters who are currently running Egypt into the sand, of blasphemy and fomenting "anti-Egyptian" sentiment. Actually, what Mr Stewart was saying - in such a way that even Obama might grasp - was explaining that the Muslim Brotherhood are Islamo-fascist, racist bastards. Meanwhile over at Tehran Central, Genocide Joe aka Ahmadinejad, was off his Islamist trolley once again; blaming Jews for the "global scourge of erectile dysfunction!" He rambled on Iran's State TV, "according to my closest advisers, almost 95 percent of Iranian men now have difficulty achieving and maintaining an erection. I have to admit that on very rare occasions, I have had such trouble myself, despite my legendary virility."

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Medical note: Limp dick syndrome is the result of too much plutonium in yer kebab!

DEFINITELY, MAYBE?

Thomas L. Friedman aka The Pompous finally says: "I WAS WRONG"!

Arab Spring in action.

"When the Arab Spring first emerged, the easy analogy was the fall of the Berlin Wall. It appears that the right analogy is a different central European event — the Thirty Years’ War in the 17th century — an awful mix of religious and political conflict".Some will say: “I told you so. You never should have hoped for this Arab Spring.” (Photo: Copyright Control)
YEP! ANYONE WHO HAS AN ATOM OF UNDERSTANDING ABOUT MIDDLE EAST POLITICS AND THE ARAB MENTALITY!

ARE YOU ON OBAMA'S EXTREMIST LIST?

Tell me, where did you stash the ammo?

The U.S. Army has now listed Evangelical Christianity and Catholicism as examples of religious extremism! Accordingly, they are now placed in the same category as AL QAEDA and the Palestinian terror tossers HAMAS! The alternative Universe of the Obama Administration was exposed during a briefing with an Army Reserve unit based in Pennsylvania. (Photo: Copyright Control)

TOP SIX TECH!

The Technion-Israel Institute of Technology ranks sixth in the world, according to an MIT survey released on Sunday that evaluated entrepreneurship and innovation in higher education institutions!

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CHICAGO, CHICAGO...

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The misery of life in America’s poorest cities have one thing in common: they are controlled exclusively by Democrats. But let's look at Chicago.The city of Chicago, Illinois has been led exclusively by Democratic mayors since 1931. By early 2012, each household in the city owed, on average, more than $63,000 in local government liabilities. Chicago’s Democratic leaders sought to address the budget deficit by raising local property and sales taxes thus driving away business and would-be entrepreneurs. SLEAZE: 31 aldermen have been convicted of corruption since 1970. According to a University of Illinois report published in 2012: "Chicago is the most politically corrupt city in the United States, having averaged 51 public corruption convictions ANNUALLY since 1976."

CHICAGO: OBAMA'S MODEL FOR AMERICA!