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Egypt Satirist Faces New Probe For ‘Insulting Pakistan’.

The Paks gave North Korea the nuke info ...and they arrest ME!

This isn't really hard to do, given that the regime there are treacherous, two faced tossers. Bassem Youssef is Egypt's Jon Stewart and of course the humorless Islamist government can't stand anyone pulling their plonker. The UK too had it's day of so called religious regimes: for starters there's Oliver Cromwell who's Mirth Police could have you arrested for a smirk on Sunday!