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The Obama administration seems to think eliminating the US missile defense systems in Asia is a good idea in dealing with North Korea! Secretary of State John "Chamberlain" Kerry - or Clown Kerry if you prefer - flew to China on Saturday, kissed loads of ass before giving away freebies on missile defenses. Way to go, CoCo!

GENE WILDER'S Q TIME!

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SAD-OZ OF TECH...

Rajiv Makhni, Hindustan Times: "Last week six beautiful phones were taken through the wringer. The head to head battle was fought on looks and style, dimensions and form factor, screen and resolution as well as processor and OS overhead. Today, the battle gets bloodier. Pumped up to 2600 mAh but let's not forget the Xperia Z and the HTC One clock in at 2300 mAh"... blah, blah, blah.

Hey, it's just a bit of plastic and wires with a shelf life of 10 nano seconds before they flog u mugs another must have newby!

WHY ARE ISRAELIS SO DAM HAPPY?

War has quite a bit to do with it. The fact is that Israel has been in a perpetual state of war—or under the threat of war—since David Ben-Gurion declared independence in May 1948, the only Western country in the world in which this is the case. Being raised in Israel lends to a unique mental capacity for overcoming hardship, living life to the full, to a degree that is unlike any other Western country in the world. A study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association finds that Israelis recover from post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) far quicker than people of other Western nations. Other studies have consistently shown that the level of clinical anxiety remains very low, even during periods of immense violence. So even though Israelis are painfully aware of the never-ending threats, they're also braver because of them. 

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The tough Israeli psyche is found in young and old alike and doesn't just manifest itself within the die-hards like the 86-year-old ex-paratrooper who was born in Israel and says, "Nothing scares me" with such a stone-cold expression on his weathered face that you truly believe him. (C) Tiffanie Wen.

THE ATOMIC REICH...

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A German Government Ministry and an Evangelical Church academy has shown their need of a lobotomy by inviting Iranian ambassador Attar – allegedly involved in the massacre of Kurds – to speak at a conference this week in Lower Saxony. Asked about Attar’s purported role in massacring Kurds, would be Fuhrer Schaper - who smells of dog piss but thinks it's lavender water - said he was “not rejecting these reports.” It's not the first time the German Evangelical Church has worked with Islamists who seek the destruction of Israel.

MORON MAHER TALKING OUT HIS ASS!

Bill Maher: "The role model for every President should be Jimmy Carter".
Bill Maher: a very special kind of stupid prat; hero to the eternally bewildered but actually just a waste of fucking space. Carter for your information, is an ass lickin' Hamas terror luvvie...so I guess this makes you one too! 

SURVIVOR IS MY NAME...

Helga's Diary: A Young Girl's Account of Life in a Concentration Camp.
During World War II, some 15,000 Jewish children passed through the gates of Terezin concentration camp in Czechoslovakia; of those, about 100 survived to the end of the war. One of them was Helga Weiss, from Prague. When she was deported to Auschwitz in 1944, she entrusted the diary to her uncle, an office worker in Terezin, who managed to hide it with other documents behind a brick wall. Can be purchased from Amazon.

BATTLE STATIONS!

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Florida and Oklahoma has just passed legislation restricting the use of foreign law in state courtrooms, and many other states are considering similar laws. These laws are designed to halt the use of Islamic law, Sharia, by American judges. But the dumbos of main street media regard this as “Islamophobia” and bigotry. Go check out the Sharia promoting mission statements from the likes of Saudi Arabia, Iran, and other areas of the Islamic world today. If you've got 6 brain cells you'll soon conclude that Sharia Law has never resembled liberal democracy by any stretch of the imagination. Sharia polities throughout history and today have denied freedom of speech, freedom of conscience and mandated discrimination against women and non-Muslims.

DARK AND DARKER...

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From the UK, as many as 130,000 children were removed from orphanages and group homes and deported to various locations in the Commonwealth, particularly western Australia. As recently as 1967, but especially in the 1940s and ’50s, many of the children had been told that their mother/father were dead and once transported found themselves virtually enslaved and forced into hard labor in institutions where they endured physical cruelty and sexual abuse.The awful fact of British and Australian complicity speaks for itself. Watch the Jim Loach directed film *ORANGES AND SUNSHINE then never complain about your family ever again. (*NYT Critics' Pick, 2011)

http://www.iconmovies.co.uk/orangesandsunshine/trailers/medium.html

BRITAIN BEFORE THATCHER!

Britain in terminal decline.Three day week and endless strikes. Night shift at British Leyland was a nightly Guinness World Record sleep-in led by Red Robbo. Train, car industry, steel, ship building all bankrupt; and the IMF wouldn't lend any more funds to the wrecking crew called Labor. Show me a Socialist enterprise -of whatever hue - that's ever been anything but an economic disaster zone or a totalitarian tumor and I'll convert to Islam!

INVISIBLE IN EGYPT...

Christian Women Gang Raped In Egypt To Shouts of ‘Allahu Akbar!’

Coptic Christians lived in Egypt centuries before the Plague of Islam arrived.

Earlier this week a video began circulating on Arabic-language websites showing a crowd of Muslims in Egypt assaulting and raping two Christian women—on a crowded street and in broad daylight. The video opens with Muslim men repeatedly shouting the word “Nasara”—the Koran’s derogatory appellation for “Christians”. The media in the West have little interest reporting church burning, rapes and murders of Christians... IF they're carried out by Muslims. Compare this silence to the coverage of gang rape in India, which was quite rightly, brought to world wide attention. (Photo: Copyright Control)

GRANNY FROM HELL!

Burn baby burn!

The Jihadists’ favorite American lawyer, Lynne Stewart, reportedly is near to popping her clogs. Her radical friends, ranging from the “Party for Socialism and Liberation” and “Workers World”, Archbishop Desmond Tutu and convicted cop-killer Mumia Abu-Jamal, want her freed from jail before she goes straight to hell. Refresher course: Lynne Stewart was convicted in 2005 of helping arch terrorist Rahman — the bloodstained Blind Sheik — smuggle coded messages of Islamic violence to outside followers, in violation of an explicit pledge to abide by her client’s court-ordered isolation. Rahman, her Muslim client issued bloody fatwas against “infidels” that inspired the 1993 WTC bombing, the 1997 massacre of Western tourists in Luxor, Egypt, and the 9/11 attacks. (Photo: Copyright Control)

DRAG RACIN', HAMAS STYLE!

The international rights group Human Rights Watch (HRW) yesterday issued a damning report on the failure of Hamas authorities in the Gaza Strip to investigate the public killing of seven men. In November, the men were shot in public and the body of one was dragged through the streets of Gaza by a motorcycle. “Hamas’s inability or unwillingness to investigate the brazen murders of seven men makes a mockery of its claims that it’s upholding the rule of law in Gaza.” I must disagree: Hamas IS upholding one of the finer traditions of Islam! What did HRW expect from the Death Cult Crew?

GEORGE THE DRAGON!

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George Soros: puppeteer of the hard Left and so called Progressives, has given zillions of dollars to fund his war on anything a smidgen right of Stalin. Having made his huge fortune from every scam and loophole in the money machine of Capitalism, he's now trying, with the help of all his little Lefty funded elves, to be it's wrecking ball.

CLOWN KERRY ABROAD!

Pali's Tell Kerry: Drop Dead.

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John Kerry appeared unfazed by the Palestinians' dismissive treatment of him, telling the press that the talks were "very constructive." For endless years now the Palestinians have refused to enter talks without preconditions, demanding major territorial concessions BEFORE negotiations begin; even though the POINT of talks has always been to negotiate territorial concessions!  A croc's brain is about the size of a walnut...which  gives the croc a 50% advantage over the Fools of Fatah.

TIME TRAVEL MACHINE INVENTED!

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An Iranian scientist claims to have invented a machine that can see into the future, the London Telegraph reported. "The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine," created by Tehran scientist Ali Razeghi, together with the state-run Center for Strategic Inventions, claims to be able to "predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy," according to a press release. Well, it should be able to predict the destruction of Iran's nuclear facilities by the very same folk that Genecide Joe claims give 95% of Iranian men a problem in tent pole department!

Ten pints? No problem! But ONE fuckin' kebab... 

EGYPT ISSUES ARREST WARRANT FOR JON STEWART!

Jon Stewart is accused by the nutters who are currently running Egypt into the sand, of blasphemy and fomenting "anti-Egyptian" sentiment. Actually, what Mr Stewart was saying - in such a way that even Obama might grasp - was explaining that the Muslim Brotherhood are Islamo-fascist, racist bastards. Meanwhile over at Tehran Central, Genocide Joe aka Ahmadinejad, was off his Islamist trolley once again; blaming Jews for the "global scourge of erectile dysfunction!" He rambled on Iran's State TV, "according to my closest advisers, almost 95 percent of Iranian men now have difficulty achieving and maintaining an erection. I have to admit that on very rare occasions, I have had such trouble myself, despite my legendary virility."

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Medical note: Limp dick syndrome is the result of too much plutonium in yer kebab!

DEFINITELY, MAYBE?

Thomas L. Friedman aka The Pompous finally says: "I WAS WRONG"!

Arab Spring in action.

"When the Arab Spring first emerged, the easy analogy was the fall of the Berlin Wall. It appears that the right analogy is a different central European event — the Thirty Years’ War in the 17th century — an awful mix of religious and political conflict".Some will say: “I told you so. You never should have hoped for this Arab Spring.” (Photo: Copyright Control)
YEP! ANYONE WHO HAS AN ATOM OF UNDERSTANDING ABOUT MIDDLE EAST POLITICS AND THE ARAB MENTALITY!

ARE YOU ON OBAMA'S EXTREMIST LIST?

Tell me, where did you stash the ammo?

The U.S. Army has now listed Evangelical Christianity and Catholicism as examples of religious extremism! Accordingly, they are now placed in the same category as AL QAEDA and the Palestinian terror tossers HAMAS! The alternative Universe of the Obama Administration was exposed during a briefing with an Army Reserve unit based in Pennsylvania. (Photo: Copyright Control)

TOP SIX TECH!

The Technion-Israel Institute of Technology ranks sixth in the world, according to an MIT survey released on Sunday that evaluated entrepreneurship and innovation in higher education institutions!

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CHICAGO, CHICAGO...

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The misery of life in America’s poorest cities have one thing in common: they are controlled exclusively by Democrats. But let's look at Chicago.The city of Chicago, Illinois has been led exclusively by Democratic mayors since 1931. By early 2012, each household in the city owed, on average, more than $63,000 in local government liabilities. Chicago’s Democratic leaders sought to address the budget deficit by raising local property and sales taxes thus driving away business and would-be entrepreneurs. SLEAZE: 31 aldermen have been convicted of corruption since 1970. According to a University of Illinois report published in 2012: "Chicago is the most politically corrupt city in the United States, having averaged 51 public corruption convictions ANNUALLY since 1976."

CHICAGO: OBAMA'S MODEL FOR AMERICA!

BEASTS, BILL AND OBAMA!

In an exclusive interview with The Daily Beast, former Weather Underground fuhrer Bill "Bomber" Ayers opened up about his days as a domestic terrorist as well as his past relationship to Obama. Ayers confirmed that him and Obama were “friendly” back when he was in Chicago: “David Axelrod said we were friendly, that was true; we served on a couple of boards together, that was true; he held a fundraiser in our living room, that was true; Michelle [Obama] and Bernardine were at the law firm together, that was true. The same death dancers for Thatcher in the streets of the UK are a rag-tag collection with the mentality of North Korea. But the likes of Ayres, Islamist sycophants and demented Socialist Workers and other anti-Semitic psychos are not the future; and 100 million deaths from the experiment of Socialism is more than enough!

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GULF STATE ARAB SLAVERS!

Come work in our sunny, Islamic paradise...

An estimated 600,000 people have been “tricked and trapped” into forced employment mainly in the Gulf States, many of them also sexually exploited, the UN’s labour agency said yesterday. The International Labor Organisation, issuing the findings of a two-year study based on 650 interviews, called for an overhaul of employment practices in the region. The 150-page report is entitled “Tricked and Trapped: Human Trafficking in the Middle East” The report said the research team found evidence that showed “the particular vulnerability of Asian and African women migrant workers to be deceived and coerced into sexual exploitation.” Some women who have migrated to work as domestic workers, nurses, teachers or waitresses, “are abducted upon arrival by their "agent" and obliged to provide commercial sexual services to clients out of private or isolated apartments or villas.” (Map: Copyright Control)

I'M LISTENING FOR THE DEAFENING SOUND OF OUTRAGE 

FROM ISLAM'S APOLOGISTS, 

BUT NOT A SOUND FROM THE HYENAS OF HYPOCRISY!

A MAN GOES INTO A PUB AND ASKS FOR...

Egypt Satirist Faces New Probe For ‘Insulting Pakistan’.

The Paks gave North Korea the nuke info ...and they arrest ME!

This isn't really hard to do, given that the regime there are treacherous, two faced tossers. Bassem Youssef is Egypt's Jon Stewart and of course the humorless Islamist government can't stand anyone pulling their plonker. The UK too had it's day of so called religious regimes: for starters there's Oliver Cromwell who's Mirth Police could have you arrested for a smirk on Sunday!

WE'RE All CRAZIES NOW!

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The Iraqi wing of al Qaeda and the most prominent Jihadist group - the al Nusra Front - which is heavily involved in the Syrian conflict is reported to have merged with the Iraqi wing of al Qaeda, according to a leading figure in the terror network. Quite. Only tooth fairy believers ever thought that the "rebels" were anything but a 90% toxic soup of various Islamic nutters, bent on making yet another country a Sharia Law loony bin!

THE SCREAM!

"Leftism is akin to totalitarian constructs, hence, their allegiance to Islamism, a wholly totalitarian political paradigm..."

RIP MAGGIE!

OBAMA: JUST ONE BIG BLUFFER!

After the Taliban had cleaned Obama’s clock, his empty posturing is not likely to impress the ruling elite of a totalitarian state with nuclear capabilities and a willingness to murder uncounted numbers of its own people in horrifying ways. Obama blinked. The United States put the playbook on hold, cancelled a missile test and began clumsily urging everyone to tone down the rhetoric to avoid a war. The game of chicken had ended with Obama, Kerry and Hagel squawking in a corner. Obama’s smaller-and-smarter strategy took armed force off the table against any state with a strong enough military and made his bluffs preemptively worthless.
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And it so it came to pass that Syria, North Korea and Iran are free to do as they bloody well please!
"I've got your back, Israel?" DON'T BE SO FRIGGIN' STUPID AS TO TAKE THIS OBAMA SOUND BITE AS A FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST!

YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS!

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New York Democratic Rep. Jose Serrano - better known as Mr Thick-O - reintroduced a bill in Congress on Friday to repeal the 22nd Amendment, which places term limits on the U.S. presidency. The bill, which has been referred to committee, would allow Obama to become the first president since Franklin Roosevelt to seek a third term in office. If successful, the USA would soon become a banana republic...without the bananas!

VERY LIMP DICKS AND BAD BREATH!

THE HAGUE – Royal Dutch Shell declined to comment on reports that it will divest its stake in an Australian energy firm Woodside because of that firm’s investment in Israel’s gas fields. Last year, Shell said that involvement with them was “incompatible” with Shell’s “long-term plans." Apart from being limp dick appeasers, surrender monkeys and ass lickin' Islam's fascists, what else is in Shell's "long term plans"?

THE ENDLESS LIST OF CELB PRATS!

If it's not Sean Penn it's Beyonce and Jay -Z. 
Memo: Cuba is a totalitarian regime run by Castro Enterprises. Thousands have been imprisoned, tortured, beaten and murdered; there is no freedom to vote and any opposition to the bastards that hold absolute power will be crushed. Thousands of Cubans have risked their lives escaping from the odious place; so instead of swanning around like a pair of over paid prats, try opening a friggin' history book you ignorant tossers!

DO YOU FANCY 50% OF $480 BILLION?

Iran has sufficient hard currency reserves to continue essential imports (food and other consumer goods) for another two years. Corruption is a way of life by the ruling Islamo-fascist clerics and their families, who control or own a whopping 50% of the $480 billion a year GDP! Most Iranians are angry at the corruption and living under the mentality of the 7th century rule of clerics. Around 20% of the population benefits from working for and propping up the regime; and a lot of these supporters - a variety of thugs with self interest as their mantra - have weapons and are more than willing to kill to keep things hunky dory for themselves. The majority of Iranian people hate Genocide Joe, the Mullahs and the hell-hole which they have created in Iran...but what can they actually do? I guess bake, keep their mouth shut and survive until the Islamist virus burns out.

STEPPIN' OUT WITH THE BROS DEATH!

*OMAR AL-BASHIR: WANTED BY THE INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT FOR GENOCIDE... but Egypt's President Mohamed Morsi of the Islamo-fascist Muslim Brotherhood has described relations with Sudan as "very friendly" during a joint press conference with Sudanese counterpart Omar Al-Bashir in Khartoum. *The ICC prosecutor, Luis Moreno-Ocampo, accused Arab Islamist Bashir of keeping 2.5 million African refugees in Darfur in camps "under genocide conditions, like a gigantic Auschwitz".

WHAT DON'T YOU GET, OBAMA? 

WHY DO YOU CONTINUE SUPPORTING THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD?

DOOMED TO FAIL? JUST ASK THE GERMANS!

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Earlier this week, the Bank of Japan (BOJ) announced an absolutely unprecedented stimulus that would virtually double the country’s money supply in hopes of finally defeating some two decades of ongoing recessions. The new plan will infuse some $1.4 trillion in fresh stimulus into an economy with just $1.5 trillion as its current money supply. The USA and UK have been doing the same. To see the end game you have to have a smidgen of history about the German experience. HYPER INFLATION.
Eventually a loaf of bread would cost 1 billion marks. You don't need a nuke from North Korea to end the American experience...
JUST KEEP PRINTING MONEY THE WAY OBAMA & CO. ARE DOING!

BRAINS IN THEIR ASS?

Iran: Big Powers Crap Out At Kazakhstan Nuclear Talks.

Oh, I do so love a man in a smart suit!

Why do they bother. The treacherous, Islamo-fascist tossers are still pulling the Big Powers' pisser; not that the silly cow Ashton - who wouldn't look out of place at a Scientology convention - would notice. The beardy Iranian bloke has "a cunning plan". Keep talking, smiling and shafting the Big Power simpletons til the nukes have been cooked! (Photo: Copyright Control)

YOU CAN'T KEEP A PIG IN A PALACE!

While millions of North Koreans starve, 1% of this Commie totalitarian regime live the good life and wave their nukes at everyone else. This is what you get with 40 years of appeasement. Islamo-fascist Iran is another rogue state so learn well the lesson of Pig Boy, Obama! 

THE 1000 MILE AIR AND WATER CAR!

Made in Israel is a car which could tell Arabia where to stick it's oil!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_2tlnf6y_k

BUYING A BAZOOKA?

About one in four Americans suspect that President Barack Obama might be the antichrist...but then again...50% think you don't need background checks and it's OK to be a confirmed loony toon and STILL be allowed to buy a bazooka at Wal-Mart! Jez...

THE SHEIKH OF LIBEL TOURISM!

ISLAM'S ONGOING WAR ON FREE SPEECH!

One of the weapons in the arsenal of stealth Jihadists is called “libel tourism.” They file lawsuits against American authors in countries like Great Britain, where authors don’t have the same protection against defamation lawsuits they enjoy in the U.S. They know they can’t win their lawsuits in the U.S., but their goal is simple—intimidate authors who are writing about terrorism. This tactic was used against Rachel Ehrenfeld, author of the book *Funding Evil. A wealthy Saudi won a judgment against Ehrenfeld in a British court. Ms. Ehrenfeld fought back, getting a bill introduced in the New York state legislature in 2008 that became known as “Rachel’s Law.” The legislation was designed to protect New York authors from the kind of intimidation lawsuit that targeted Ms. Ehrenfeld.
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GREEDY TURK DOES AN OLIVER TWIST!

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The Islamist Toad of Turkey aka Erdogan wants even more flies. The Hamas loving tosser has made new demands on Israel...blah, blah, blah. Nobody except Obama thought this fucker would act any differently! Kick the Turks out of NATO and NEVER let them get their Islamist toe into the European Union. There's already millions of Hate-the-West dysfunctional Muslim families costing zillions of Euros in Social Security benefits.

HACK A BANK FOR MUHAMMAD!

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Islamo-fascist Iran is behind the so called Izz al-Din al-Qassam Cyber Fighters. In late March they temporarily disabled the online banking systems of American Express and Wells Fargo Bank, both major U.S. financial players. The hackers claimed to be independent "defenders of Islam" taking orders from no one, but American computer security experts saw the hand of Iran in the attacks.

BARE BOOBS AGAINST JIHAD DAY!

Topless Protests Against Islamism Staged Across Europe!

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Finally the dime has dropped for at least some of the Sisterhood. Bare-breasted activists staged rallies in front of mosques and Tunisian embassies across Europe Thursday against what they called an Islamist crackdown on Arab women's rights. Protesters from the Ukrainian women's power group Femen held "International Topless Jihad Day" in capitals such as Berlin, Kiev and Paris and painted their torsos with slogans including "Bare Breasts Against Islamism". About time too!

JAY LENO:JUST TOO MUCH FOR LIBERALS!

GLOBAL WARMING? BEEN THERE BEFORE!

Ancient Pool Of Warm Water Questions Current Climate Models!

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Present in the Pliocene era, this giant mass of water would have dramatically altered rainfall in the tropics, possibly even removing the monsoon. Its decay and the consequential drying of East Africa may have been a factor in Hominid evolution. When analysing all the available sea surface temperature records spanning the past 5 million years, the international team – with academics from UCL and Yale – found that none of the currently proposed mechanisms can account for such conditions in the Pliocene, when tested using a climate model. The Pliocene was the last time the world was in a steady climate that was much warmer than today, and with a carbon dioxide level higher than the conditions that existed before the Industrial Revolution. (Nature)

BEAUTY TO BEHOLD!

This years Miss Israel is Yityish Aynaw; the first Israeli woman from an Ethiopian background to win Israel's National Beauty Pageant.
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TRUTH STRANGER THAN FICTION!

Columbia Hires Cop Killer As Adjunct Professor!
Former Weather Underground domestic terrorist Kathy Boudin, whose role in the murder of 2 police officers and a Brinks security guard landed her 22 years in prison, is now a prestigious professor at Columbia University. Oh...and the terrorist tosser to her right? - Bill Ayers - one of Obama's old mates, is  now a professor too! Hollywood would have to change the script before it made the silver screen. Another case of TRUTH stranger than fiction!

So THIS is how you get to be a Prof at Columbia!