BILL'S GOT THE T-SHIRT, OBAMA!

I well remember Fly-Open-Bill warbling this crapology! 

 

JESUS' TOMB DISCOVERED!

I'd sooner believe the time on a chocolate watch. Historically, most claims from "experts"  from whatever field they plough, prove to be total bollocks. e.g. When a professor at Oxford University was asked; in the future, how many computers he thought would be needed in the UK. He answered SIX! Then there's the present one that's quite popular: Are we alone in the Universe? This one gets 1st prize in the Very Arrogant category.

Billions of known galaxies each containing
trillions of suns (stars to you if Astronomy's not
your thing)

THE DEATH CULTS' CO-OP!

One of the interesting phenomena of the civil war in Syria is the tacit understandings between two sworn enemies: the Assad regime and the terrorist organization ISIS. These understandings are about operating and marketing the products of the oil and gas fields, most of which are located in areas controlled by ISIS (see map). There are also arrangements for the distribution of electricity between the two sides. These understandings make it easier for ISIS to produce and market its oil and gas to the Syrian market. For the Syrian regime, they provide a (limited) solution to the shortage of energy resources in the territories under its control. (Meir Amit Intel, Terrorism Info Center).
Islam's various Death Cult Crews hardly know which way to fire or who's killing who for what anymore. I guess they shoot at anything without a close resemblance to a camel; so their respective wifies should feel reasonable safe.

My Abdullah was a good man. He allowed me
 to go pee-pee on my own and
only beat the crap out of me every second day.

TALES FROM THE CRYPT!

Samples from mummies in a Hungarian crypt have revealed that multiple tuberculosis strains derived from a single Roman ancestor that circulated in 18th-century Europe, scientists said Tuesday.Their findings, published in the journal Nature Communications, drew on a remarkable, if gruesome, source.

In 1994, workers restoring a Dominican church in Vac, Hungary, stumbled upon the remains of more than 200 people whose corpses had become naturally mummified. The individuals, many of them wealthy Catholics, had been placed fully clothed in coffins in the church crypt just north of the capital Budapest between 1731 and 1838. All the samples studied carried a genetic signature of a notorious tuberculosis strain called Lineage 4, which today accounts for more than a million TB cases every year in Europe and the Americas. By building a family tree of the germ, the team dated the bacterial ancestor to the late Roman period. "(It) confirmed the genotypic continuity of an infection that has ravaged the heart of Europe since prehistoric times." Now, reheat your pizza and think pleasant thoughts when cracking another craft beer open; thankful you weren't a dim witted peasant employed as a 18th century body snatcher.

THE PERSIAN KNIGHT'S TALE...

Being that Fly-Open-Bill Clinton's North Korean no-nuke deal was such a screaming success, y'all can sleep easy with Barry-O's updated Iranian version.

NEARLY 4000 NEW ISRAELI PATENTS!

With nearly 4000 new Israeli patents, here's just a taste of what's coming soon to a pharmacy near you in the field of meds.
Israeli biotech SynVaccine is developing safe synthetic vaccines from the recipient’s own tissue cells, which the body’s immune system can easily recognize and build protection.  In addition, SynVaccine’s computer-engineered vaccines cannot release the original virus. Treatment to stop pain.  Israel’s Teva has begun a Phase 2b trial of TV-45070 in patients with post-herpetic neuralgia (PHN).  TV-45070 inhibits the sodium channels expressed in the pain-sensing peripheral nervous system and can treat patients with various pain indications, including neuropathic and osteo-arthritis pain.

ISRAEL'S DAVID'S SLING READY!

(Reuters) - A new Israeli air defense system being developed in partnership with the United States has passed advanced tests, the Israeli Defense Ministry said on Wednesday, putting it on course for possible deployment by next year. David's Sling is designed to shoot down rockets with ranges of between 100 km and 200 km (63 miles and 125 miles), aircraft or low-flying cruise missiles. It will thus fill the operational gap between Israel's Iron Dome short-range rocket interceptor and the Arrow ballistic missile interceptor, both already active.