THE DEATH CULTS' CO-OP!

One of the interesting phenomena of the civil war in Syria is the tacit understandings between two sworn enemies: the Assad regime and the terrorist organization ISIS. These understandings are about operating and marketing the products of the oil and gas fields, most of which are located in areas controlled by ISIS (see map). There are also arrangements for the distribution of electricity between the two sides. These understandings make it easier for ISIS to produce and market its oil and gas to the Syrian market. For the Syrian regime, they provide a (limited) solution to the shortage of energy resources in the territories under its control. (Meir Amit Intel, Terrorism Info Center).
Islam's various Death Cult Crews hardly know which way to fire or who's killing who for what anymore. I guess they shoot at anything without a close resemblance to a camel; so their respective wifies should feel reasonable safe.

My Abdullah was a good man. He allowed me
 to go pee-pee on my own and
only beat the crap out of me every second day.