SOME APPLE ZOMBIES WAKE UP!

Apple: what more can one say about it's clever marketing of fashion, plastic and chip. But all is not well on the pews. In the Church of Scientology Apple. Indeed, some of the long term faithful have finally awoken from their deep coma to discover that their super-dooper over priced product - the one they queued all week for when that newbie was arriving in the 5th ave Temple@NYC - is not really so kosher after all. The Apple-ites, having turned their brains back on, are actually thinking of suing the godhead over iPhone storage space. Seemingly, all is not what was promised; as if it ever is, dumbos. 

Here's to a gadget free Happy New Year!

FRENCH GOV LOSES IT'S BOTTLE!

The U.N. vote has come and gone, pissing off the Pali Brigade more than a tad.  How did France vote in the U.N. song contest? A big fat zero as far as Israel were concerned. Unlike the U.K. there was not as much as semi quaver of abstention for the Jews  Why so, France? One reason is because France have so many allahu akbar rag-heads with their lets-burn-Paris agenda waiting to see which way the left of center chappy would vote in New York. So now French policy is dictated by mad mosque mullahs and their flock of fuck-heads? As good as. Moral at the *DST must be near free-fall as the current French government wear ever more white feathers. Islam's democracy wrecking, Caliphate contenders and their radical left allies must be stopped; any which way... 

Just another of Islam's ode to Satan!

*The Directorate for Surveillance of the Territory.

 

THE POACHER IS NOT A GAMEKEEPER...

We did not murder and starve to death 1.5 million Armenians...
and I'll shot any of you fuckers who say we Muslim Turks did!

The U.S. has asked Turkey to put pressure on that Islamo-fascist bastard child of the Muslim Bros a.k.a Hamas, in order to "reduce tensions and prevent violence". 
Such a request to that Islamist Dog of Turkey, Erdogan, is the equivalent of asking a known arsonist  to be fire chief. The known desire of Erdogan is an open secret; demolish the secular and take the high road to sharia law hell. But having this liability as part of NATO sits well with the leadership of western democracies game of World Monopoly, well illustrated as having on board the treacherous Paks and Gulf Arabs as "allies". Those who actually think they are masters of the universe, have seldom if ever, tried having a moral code as their way of doing business. They much prefer the guaranteed-to-fail expediency version; even though history has consistently shown, such a version will always come back and bite them on their not so smart asses. 

FIRST PRIZE OF 2015 GOES TO...

I have a dream. That before I leave office, I will have decimated
America militarily. I have a dream. That the forces of Islam will
bring the Caliphate to our shores. I have a dream. That the religion
of peace will bring the wisdom of Allah to all...whither they
like it or not...

Barry Obama. For being the most dangerous U.S. Pres ever. 
Had Obama been around when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor, the Grand Wazoo would have been making every excuse for the Emperor's winged messengers of death and why he still wouldn't commit the USA to enter WW2. Barry's latest pronouncement re Iran's scum-o'-the-earth regime, would make Chamberlain look like a war mongering hawk. The Ayatollah of Islam's death cult must be wondering: surely there must be a camel trap hidden somewhere? 

Hey. Give me a break. How the fuck should
 I know what's goin' down

Can Barry really be so naive about our nuke plans an' all? Similar thoughts will often have crossed the mullah machiavellian mind set; for surely nobody in Barry's lofty position can be such a push-over- patsy? 
Yep, fortunately for you, Turban of Treachery an' Terror, Barry is the real deal!

BABES IN BLACK...

Mr Sever Plonker Plocker, writing in the Israeli press, posed this question: How does Israel repair the rift with Obama?
JuicyJaffa's answer is: Why in the fuck would Israel want to!
Barry, The Great Pretender, for many a year sucked on the teet of the anti-Semitic Rev Wright, while his bird Michelle partied with the Black Nazis a.k.a Farrakhan, the Fuhrer of Nation of Islam turd. Farrakhan is also on a U.K. no-fly list, by the way. What a pair! Talk about being known by the company you keep. 
And with her hubby receiving 70% of the Jewish vote second time around, really should blow off the cliche that Jewish folk are smarter than your average goy.

Barry and his spendthrift, vacation taking bird, are politically dead doo doo. 
With but a short lease left on their White House adventure and the Republicans waiting in the wings, there is no need for Israel to do much more Mr Plocker, than stay well away from behaving like ass kissin' fence menders! 

TRUST ME: I'M A SCIENTIST!

American researchers say they're on track to solve the mystery of weight gain - and it has nothing to do with indulging in an of these! 

Could it be they are sponsored by the food industry? Scientists are akin to rattlesnakes for hire. If there's loads of personal moolah and mega bucks for their "research" they'll have flow and pie charts showing Joe Public and simple minded politicians their empirical evidence. Example: when a scientist with a moral compass went to extraordinary lengths to prove that lead in petrol/paint/children's toys and yer water pipes wasn't good for ones health, the multi nationals and those companies affected by his results, paraded their "scientists" who declared that Mr Anti-Lead should be fast tracked to a rest home. The list is almost endless of these immoral tossers taking the King's Shilling and not surprisingly barking and tail wagging their masters' bidding. The scientists who have found the "evidence" that it's really we humans who are mostly responsible for pushing planet earth to it's temp rising doom; these "scientists" findings should likewise be read after you've swigged a largish gulp from the Skeptic Bottle. There are many factors that made Ice Ages come and go, temps and shore lines to rise and fall over the last 2 million years...and we humans weren't one of them!

I BLAME BOLLYWOOD!

Pradeep Kuma Manukonda had a stint in the U.S. as a software engineer and was doing quite well for himself, until, according to his story, he pointed out security problems to Facebook, and since then, his life has been in mortal danger, so he told The Hans India.  He Pradeep, the self anointed saviour of Facebook, said that since then Zuckerberg and the Facebook Crew have been stalking him, his girlfriend, sister and his non existent dog. Pradeep says he has even been attacked by knives! (Oy vey! Can't a billion Zuckerberg bucks find a good assassin?) Pradeep has now asked a High Court for police protection.  The gist of it is, the world expert in cyber la-la-land thinks Facebook management is soooo terrified about his expert knowledge and is, therefore, spreading dastardly rumors that he, Pradeep is an Al Qaeda agent. 
Dear Mr Manukonda; have you visited a good shrink, changed your diet and stopped watching these Bollywood, Jimmy Bond type films yet? 

Pssst, Pradeep...I'd lay off the Scotch my boy.