Monday, June 16, 2014

FP FOR DUMMIES!

Obama’s foreign policy can be summed up thus – ‘Reset,’ ‘Pivot,’ ‘Red Lines,’ and ‘Leading from Behind’. To call Obama a failure is being much too generous!

Sunday, June 15, 2014

MAD CAMEL ON THE LOOSE!

My friends, on the one hand we have our religion of peace,
but on the other...
Saudi TV says that Sesame Street is yet another Jewish plot to snare non-infidel children. Nabil Hammad (photo) explains that western childrens' TV shows, "are all part of a Jewish-Zionist conspiracy to destroy the moral values of humanity." Jez, I'm so glad you told me; for here I was thinking that it was something to do with the nihilism exhibited by Radical Islam. Wahhabi, being the particular brand of 7th century Muslim madness still being manufactured in your very own sandy land and exported globally by your well funded Saudi Agency: Jihad Inc. Now I can sleep easy knowing that you folk are taking care of the needs of the "moral values of humanity" in your own inimitable way...
(Image: Copyright Control)



ANYTHING BUT CHICK!

When you treat animals like disposables, it makes it so much easier to do the same with human beings.
Males don't produce eggs, so this is what most commercial
egg producers do. I'm no veggie, and buy eggs that are free range.
Think about doing the same.



ISLAM'S ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE...

Given that the Palestinian degenerates strap explosives to their own children, who can be surprised?


Saturday, June 14, 2014

MAP CHANGES AHEAD!

Poets wrote songs about it for generations; guerilla fighters, holed up in the mountains, trained for it for decades. But in the end, when a Kurdish army finally took control of Kirkuk in nothern Iraq, they realised the dream of their forefathers within hours, without having to fire a shot. With the Iraqi Army doing a runner from the Islamist onslaught and Obama at the 18th hole, the Kurdish people have began the break-up of Iraq, whatever the international community might say. The 30 million Kurds – the world’s largest stateless nation, divided between Iraq, Iran, Syria, Armenia and Turkey – have sought a state of their own since the mapmakers of the modern Middle East denied them one last century. Just let anyone try stop them now!



Friday, June 13, 2014

TICKETS FOR TOP OF THE BILL SHOW!

Al-Baghdadi’s Blitzkrieg across Iraq won't be all free kebabs. In Syria, the ISIL is not only battling pro-Assad forces, but also fighting everyone and their camel; such as Jabhat al-Nusra, the al-Qa`ida affiliate it once tried to subordinate, Kurdish groups like the PKK in northeastern Syria who are vying for control of the resource-rich al-Hasakah Province, not forgetting all the other 50 shades of Allahu Akbars, with a goodly number of nationalist opposition groups to make up the numbers. But buy your ticket now for the really big show in case Baghdad bombs; the Top of the Bill being a somewhat troubled Iran facing a different brand of Islamic madness. Justice or what!

TIGHT ASSED OR WHAT!

Oren Hafif, an Israeli “white hat” hacker, discovered a serious security flaw in Gmail which could have compromised all 500 million accounts and allowed hackers to access users’ mail accounts and all Web services that use Google’s authentication system. Hafif discovered the vulnerability, documented it, successfully tried it out and told Google about it. Tight-as-a-ducks-ass-Google gave Mr Hafif a whole $500 reward! 
Q: Do I have to pay for my own friggin' lunch?