NO OIL, MOSES?

A few years ago there was a book published called, "No Oil Moses." But verily it has come to pass that a lot, nay a multitude of oil and gas has come forth.The latest of the geological surveys has estimated that off the waters of Tel Aviv - well actually it's 50km off - the field of OZ will bring at least a goodly 660 billion barrels of oil and about 2.5 trillion cubic feet (TCF) of natural gas. Not bad, but still a smallish carp compared to Israel's Tamar and Leviathan fields, both located northwest of Oz. So Moses, or his wife, gets the gong after all!

OVERTAKING THE U.S.A!

Israel's Foreign Trade Authority reported that Asia is set to overtake the United States as Israel's second largest export destination this year. The ministry expects exports to Asia to grow from 21% of total exports in 2013, to 24.5% in 2018.

FIRST, THEY CAME FOR THE JEWS...

“For these things I weep; my eyes flow with tears; for a comforter is far from me, one to revive my spirit; my children are desolate, for the enemy has prevailed.” (Lamentations 1:16).

Today in Israel, Holocaust Memorial Day.

ZOMBIES WHO VOTE!

Former CIA Director Says: "Only The Israelis Can Stop Iran." Not really news to anyone who has lost count of Red Line Obama's failure to follow through on anything - except that is, his golf drive. Only the Obama zombies should be left believing in the Illinois Illusionist; well being brain dead, they never did have any say in it anyway! 

COLLECT $8000 FROM CHINA!

Authorities in China's Islam restive Xinjiang region are offering up to $8000 cash to anyone who reports on shady Muslim types with an over abandance of facial hair. Xinjiang has been hit by periodic deadly clashes between the Chinese authorities and members of the Muslim Uighur. China has blamed the violence on Islamist separatists with ties to foreign terrorist groups, hence loads of dough for fingering any beards!

I  forgot to shave, er...I broke my only mirror, er...
OK. I confess. I've got three Islamist psychos lurking
under my abundance.

DESERT RAT!

A Saudi prince is said to have poached over 2,100 endangered and internationally protected birds in a 21-day hunting safari in southwest Pakistan's Balochistan province.The findings were part of a report titled "Visit of Prince Fahd bin Sultan bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud regarding hunting of Houbara Bustards" prepared by Jaffar Baloch, divisional forest officer of the Balochistan forest and wildlife department. The hunting of the globally protected bird is banned even in Pakistan...except of course you're a super, oil rich arrogant wanker from 7th century Saudi Arabia! (Image: Copyright Control)

Yep, I'd recognize him again. I know what shit looks like.

DO THEY EVER FRIGGIN' STOP!

(*Note:The number shown does not represent the number
of people actually killed or wounded by the act).

A top Muslim cleric is bleating on about the content of the 9/11 Museum in NYC (opening May 21st). He's complaining that by using the words Jihadist and Radical Islam in the exhibits, it will give visitors the wrong impression of Islam. The last time I checked it wasn't men from the Buddhist or Baha'i faiths that flew two planes into the twin towers. 
Click the link to the Museum: http://www.911memorial.org/museum