GOT BOVVER WITH PLAGUES?

Just when you think the Arabs can't get any more loopy, columnist Ahmad al-Gamal of Egypt’s Al-Yawm Al-Sabi daily proposes that Egypt sue Israel. Why? al-Gamal - quoting from the Hebrew Bible - asserts that Israel should repay Egypt for the harm caused by the plagues, as well as the theft of precious commodities used to build the Hebrews' Tabernacle in the desert. He claims the Bible’s collective punishment of the Egyptian people was uncalled for, as it was Pharaoh himself alone who was responsible for the suffering of the Israelites. 
Memo to Al-Gamal: You Arabs didn't arrive in the land of Egypt until the 7th century...about 2000 years after Pharaoh's spot of bovver with frogs an' boils!

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM...

The Republican party must be wishing for a long spell in the presidential political wilderness. By even thinking about yet another Bush on the ballot, they will have as much chance of gettin' their ass back in the Whitehouse as an Irish bloke saying no to a pint of free Guinness.

LOST IN FRANCE!

When the politicians of western democracies consistently fail to deliver - due to a combination of self interest, stupidity and endemic corruption - then you get this. The far right racist National Front in France have won control of 11 towns and were on track to claim more than 1,200 municipal council seats nationwide; their best ever showing. The French President Francois Hollande taking the ax to his beleaguered government and muttering the usual crap like " lessons to be learned" just doesn't cut it!(Image: Copyright Control)

France turns hard right

GITMO CALLIN'

The US under Obama and Clown Kerry want Israel to release yet another dump of Palestinian terrorist child murders etc to help salvage the "peace process". This should not happen! Let him release all the Islamist psychos he still has banged up in Gitmo if he's so inclined, so crew Allahu Akbar can return to continue doing what they know best.

OBAMA: MASTER OF SWEET F.A.

In Europe and the Middle East, Obama keeps offering his allies assurances. He takes out his red pen, draws a line and smiles...
Obama has as much cred as a fox volunteering to guard the chickens. (Image: Copyright Control)

Trust me, your Maj....anyway, can I have another slice of cake?

DUFF BEER ANYONE?

In an article published on Press TV website, Gordon Duff aka that deluded, deranged, dipstick, stated on stage at a convention of The Flat Earth Society that the unprecedented closure of Israeli embassies “may well be true” but some would “cite the long-time rumor (by him) that Israel has stored nuclear weapons in all her embassies.” The "some" are the usual anti-Israel malcontents and mongrels. (Image:copyright Control)

I'm from planet Zog, you know.

  

DARK ARTS 2

With the UN's Richard Falk - self appointed Israel hater - retiring to his villa at Hamas Central Gaza, enter his female doppelganger C. Chinkin to continue the dark arts. Chinkin signed on to a letter that asserted, “The rocket attacks on Israel by Hamas, do not, in terms of scale and effect amount to an armed attack entitling Israel to rely on self-defence. Israel’s actions amount to aggression, not self-defence.”
Here's the facts, bitch: Since 2001, more than 12,800 rockets and mortars, an average of 3 attacks every single day, have landed in Israel all aimed at civilian populations. 

Time for Operation Joshua on Hamas...