NO MINARETS ON MARS!

A fatwa has been issued by The General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment (GAIAE) against Muslims going to Mars. The fatwa folks reasoning? "There is a possibility that an individual who travels to planet Mars may not be able to remain alive there, and is more vulnerable to death". Brilliant analysis. I'd never have thought of that. And even an infidel such as I will keep your wisdom in mind. And just think, new Martians: the fatwa will have the added advantage of containing the Plague of Islam on planet earth!

MASTER PUDDING ON GUARD!

Why is it that wannabe master racers always look like this twat?

$19 BILLION FOR WHAT'S IT?

Facebook will buy the mobile messaging service WhatsApp for $19 billion in cash and stock, the company announced. WhatsApp co-founder Jan Koum got out of Kiev's “troubling political and anti-Semitic environment" when he was sixteen. “I’ve known Jan for a long time, and I know that we both share the vision of making the world more open and connected,” Zuckerberg, who also is Jewish, wrote on his Facebook page. 
Why wasn't I born a geek?

A JACK RUSSELL HAS MORE!

The so called Museum of Tolerance in LA has acquired a 1937 letter written by Bertrand Russell in which the Nobel Prize-winning philosopher says if the Nazi army invades his native England the British should invite Adolf Hitler to dinner rather than fight. All of which goes to show that you can have brains bulging out of your head and still be a friggin' idiot! Latter day Russell clones can be found at JStreet and the likes of the Israeli Peace Now movement.

Hi, I'm dead, but you could have called me Bonkers Berty.

SHINY NEW CITY!

The Palestinians are busy building a city! Rawabi, the brand-new Arab Palestinian city you've never heard of  (with phase A coming to completion) will soon be accepting the first of 25,000 middle class Palestinians. But the shiny new city on the hill - a third of the engineers on this project are Palestinian woman - is not only a model of Palestinian entrepreneurship, it is also a little-known exemplar of Israeli-Palestinian cooperation. "Projects like this bring our peoples closer together", says Bashar Al-Masri, the entrepreneur behind an unprecedented construction project that is changing the West Bank landscape. Would that the politicians could learn a few lessons... 

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RWANDA RISING...

Israeli entrepreneur Yosef Abramowitz, in his capacity as president of Gigawatt Global and CEO of Energiya Global, has reached agreement with an international consortium of equity investors. Planning a $23.7 million project to address Rwanda’s power issues is the chosen project and construction of a solar field is already underway on land belonging to the Agahozo-Shalom Youth Village for youth orphaned during and after the 1994 Rwandan genocide.

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RATTLESNAKE...

The latest Obama choice from the anti-Israel pick-an'-mix tray for a key White House post is Arafat apologist and Hamas luvvie, Robert Malley. Obama's actions always expose his real political DNA and betray his honey tongued ways. Trust Obama? I'd sooner trust a rattlesnake down me undies!