NO MINARETS ON MARS!

A fatwa has been issued by The General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment (GAIAE) against Muslims going to Mars. The fatwa folks reasoning? "There is a possibility that an individual who travels to planet Mars may not be able to remain alive there, and is more vulnerable to death". Brilliant analysis. I'd never have thought of that. And even an infidel such as I will keep your wisdom in mind. And just think, new Martians: the fatwa will have the added advantage of containing the Plague of Islam on planet earth!