BRAVEHEART, YERSELF LADDIE!

David Cameron - who has Scottish ancestry - has urged the rest of the UK to tell Scottish voters to reject independence. I can't see Scotland voting to scrap the Union, but if it does, expect the country to become Cuba without the climate. For the Scottish Left - whom I'm rather acquainted with - are like Islamists with kilts. They would make it a defacto one party state on benefit, as most businesses would head across Hadrian's Wall faster than thirsty blokes for free beer.

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