TURN LEFT AT WALL STREET!

Noam Chomsky: super radical lefty, Israel and America hater, who called capitalism a “grotesque catastrophe.” Yet the sly bastard Chomsky, is a shrewd capitalist. In fact our Lefty hero is worth millions; with money in the evil stock market and at least one tax haven to cut down on those pesky inheritance taxes. Indeed, Chomsky has set up an irrevocable trust to shelter his dough, with tax attorney and his daughter as trustees. Chomsky, like many other Lefty mouth-offs, is careful to make sure that somebody else aka you, pays for their political idealism! What a total arse this toss-pot is.

Chav the Thug's dead, Chomsky: as in DEAD!