SALAMI, ANYONE?

A top commander of Iran’s Revolutionary Guards boasted Saturday that his forces have plans in place to attack the United States from within, should the U.S. attack the Islamic Republic. “America, with its strategic ignorance (he's got that bit right about Obama) does not have a full understanding of the power of the Islamic Republic,” Brig. Gen. Hossein Salami said in a televised interview. But, Brig Gen Salami. Do you know that the Yanks have a little tried and tested 21st century number, that can slice yer salami and return your satanic Islamic Republic of Iran to the Stone Age?