HONEST. IT'S JUST A REFLEX!

Every time I'm called a twat, my arm goes like that!

That French geezer, the anti-Semite keeps repeating that the “quenelle” has nothing to do with the Nazis or their salute. Given his associates, that has about as much credibility as Dr Latex saying; the rectum internal was only initiated to find my misplaced car keys. The French geezer's a yellow, lying toad.

THINGS GO BETTER WITH...

Coca-Cola has bought 10% of Green Mountain Coffee Roasters to enter the homemade carbonated beverages market. The Coca-Cola Company (NYSE: KO), is a bitter enemy of the Israeli owned, SodaStream International Ltd. When the Olympic games were held in Nazi Germany (Berlin, 1936) Coca-Cola launched a new product in the Fatherland called Fanta...not that I'm making any connections, mind you...

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GUY THE G HAS 'EM FIGURED!

Foreign investment in Israel's Tel Aviv Stock Exchange tripled in 2013! Here's a wee message from Guy to the low-life wankers of BDS.

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STUPIDITY VIRUS!

The newly minted 'moderate' aka that bearded weasel Rohani, smiles and Crew Naivety aka Obama & Co and the West, wave their white flags. Meanwhile, his Iranian regime has broadcast on national TV a simulation of air attacks on Tel Aviv and American naval vessels. Imagine if you will, circa 1939; Chamberlain is waving that peace-in-our-time crap, while the Nazis fantasize about total war...

RACING AGAINST TIME...

The Monuments Men, a new film and a true story (director/actor George Clooney) about a group of approximately 345 men and women from thirteen nations that, in the last year of WW2, tracked, located and through the years managed to return, more than five million artistic and cultural items stolen by Hitler and the Nazis. Their role in preserving cultural treasures was and is without precedent. Click the link for the trailer. http://www.monumentsmen.com/

BRAVEHEART, YERSELF LADDIE!

David Cameron - who has Scottish ancestry - has urged the rest of the UK to tell Scottish voters to reject independence. I can't see Scotland voting to scrap the Union, but if it does, expect the country to become Cuba without the climate. For the Scottish Left - whom I'm rather acquainted with - are like Islamists with kilts. They would make it a defacto one party state on benefit, as most businesses would head across Hadrian's Wall faster than thirsty blokes for free beer.

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A LANGUAGE RAIN MAN? YOU NEED THIS!

Crap at foreign languages? If like moi you are, then this is for you too. The Israeli company Lexifone - with its computer learning system and smart algorithms - has a great goal; to enable people to speak in their own tongue (say English) with the party on the other end hearing them in their language...and dialect! A dialect too far could prove to be Louisianna swamp livin' folks and broad Scots.