SUPREME SOCIAL HAPPINESS!

You know you're looking at a basket case of a country - despite vast oil deposits - when there's actually a Ministry of Supreme Social Happiness! The country in question is empty shelved, 56% inflation Venezuela; the socialist workers paradise much loved by the Islamo-fascists of Iran, raped and ravaged by the now deceased Chav the Thug. With Chav's chosen disciple Capitano Catastrophe at the helm, the peasants et al can look forward to more mad hatter economic misery from the Castro wannabe.

Oh I was so looking forward...to finding friggin' anything!

HOMER'S ON THE MONEY!

The strategic goal of all this immense investment of American time and prestige is grounded in a totally outdated concept - evidently shared by Clown Kerry - that achieving Israeli-Palestinian peace will improve America’s relations with the Arab-Muslim world. Homer Simpson grasping quantum physics would make a better bet than Obama & Co having a clue about anything outside a Illinois community meeting. (Image: Copyright Control)

I declare moi the winner.

BIASED BUMS!

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While the Syrian Army is starving Palestinians to death, most of the western media are sitting on their biased bums. Truth is, if there ain't an anti-Israel angle they can fabricate, CNN, the BBC and others in the liberal media hypocrites' club, don't give a flying fuck!

MORE JOY!

An al-Qaida linked group that has carried out attacks across the Middle East has vowed to target Iran and Hezbollah following the death of its leader in Lebanon. Ah...is there anything as pleasant as the sound of Islamist rats railing against their own? To celebrate, I might even say a silent Allahu Akbar of my own during coffee break.

Sharp enough to cut each others cocks off?  You bet!

NEXT!

After crushing the Islamo-fascist Muslim Brotherhood at home, Egypt's military plan to take on the Bros' Palestinian off-spring, aka the terror tossers of Hamas. Given that Israel won't be involved, I wonder how many Hamas luvvies like Carter, the radical Left and the Gaza Flotilla will be sticking their heads out of their sewer to join the Hamas Defense Corp?

WOT? EVEN ABBAS?

Even Abbas Says: 'Don’t boycott Israel,' which of course had all the usual suspects raging and behaving like a troop of Hezbollah head bangs. The Palestinian Authority president also told reporters while in South Africa, ‘We have relations with Israel.' I think Abbas might just have earned himself a fatwa from Islam's Psychos Inc.

More blood please, you bunch of girlies!

NIXON AND OBAMA...

What do Richard Nixon and Barack Obama now have in common? Both have the lowest poll numbers of any modern day president and both are regarded even by dumbos as big time liars!