SUPREME SOCIAL HAPPINESS!

You know you're looking at a basket case of a country - despite vast oil deposits - when there's actually a Ministry of Supreme Social Happiness! The country in question is empty shelved, 56% inflation Venezuela; the socialist workers paradise much loved by the Islamo-fascists of Iran, raped and ravaged by the now deceased Chav the Thug. With Chav's chosen disciple Capitano Catastrophe at the helm, the peasants et al can look forward to more mad hatter economic misery from the Castro wannabe.

Oh I was so looking forward...to finding friggin' anything!