THE END FOR ARAB OIL!

I, Borat can verify that this is true.

A massive new oil discovery in Australia will spell doom for Saudi Arabia. Ditto that for all the Gulf states! All told the recent discovery outside a sleepy Australian town contains more black gold than in all of Iran, Iraq, Canada, or Venezuela. Strewth mate, at around 400 billion barrels it's a bleedin' whopper! Or as a suit in the oil biz would say, "It represents a bona-fide redrawing of the global energy map as we know it."

BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!

Post 9/11, NSA spying virtually unchecked, so bleat the crushingly naive of the planet. Look: if you've got the capability, you use it! The European governments are a bunch of whinging hypocrites, with that German bird leading the caterwauling chorus of phony indignation. Every Intel office on earth would just love to have and exploit the same capabilities and if you think otherwise, you've been spending too much time in Disneyland. 

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LEAKS AND LAZY ASS!

Leaks to the New York Times in an article published Wednesday reveal one thing for certain that was previously unknown: Obama’s national security team are not happy bunnies at all, especially with his non handling of the Syrian crisis. In parsing the president’s body language – the report refers to Obama slouching, off scrolling through his Blackberry and chewing gum during crisis meetings. Well, at least he actually turns up...and it gets his lazy ass off the golf course for an hour or two.

Meetings, schmeetings; can't I guy get a pizza?

KEEP IN TUNE, OBAMA!

Keep your hand off my ass, elephant boy.

The Three Stooges singing that ol' time favorite tune: "Together We'll Fuck-Up America"
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THE TERRIBLE TWOSOME!

Obama and Secretary of State John Kerry are pressuring Israel to remove all IDF soldiers from the Jordan valley, otherwise Abbas and the Palestinian Authority will walk away from the peace talks. Obama is planning on blaming Israel for the failure of the peace talks if Israel doesn't endanger itself by giving away the Jordan Valley to the Palestinian Authority. The so called peace talks are a friggin' farce and Obama's a busted flush, so Israel should tell Obama and that Palestinian crook Abbas to piss off!

Between us we'll screw Israel yet, my friend.

OBAMA: LET IT BE...

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Iran could produce enough weapons-grade uranium to build a nuclear bomb in as little as a month, according the Institute for Science and International Security (ISIS), considered one of the United States' top nuclear experts. ISIS made the estimate in a new report published on Thursday by USA Today.

Wake me only when they've dropped it some wheres...

F--- YOUR FATWAH!

Karima Bennoune is the talented writer of "Your Fatwa Does Not Apply Here". She follows a familiar enough formula from countless other books about the region, but she is taking her readers beyond Malala territory and showing them Muslim women who reject the Hijab and Muslim men who reject much of what passes for Islamic law, as she guides Western college students and others into rejecting the Islamist narrative. Karima Bennoune’s "Your Fatwa Does Not Apply Here" not only challenges the fatwas of Islam, but also the politically correct fatwas of the Western left. Her book can be found at Amazon.