LEAKS AND LAZY ASS!

Leaks to the New York Times in an article published Wednesday reveal one thing for certain that was previously unknown: Obama’s national security team are not happy bunnies at all, especially with his non handling of the Syrian crisis. In parsing the president’s body language – the report refers to Obama slouching, off scrolling through his Blackberry and chewing gum during crisis meetings. Well, at least he actually turns up...and it gets his lazy ass off the golf course for an hour or two.

Meetings, schmeetings; can't I guy get a pizza?