MAKE SURE YOU BOYCOTT THIS, ALL YOU BDS TOSS-POTS!

Those who boycott Israel regularly choose such items like oranges, soap and chocolate as the focus of their Nazi Mark 11 boycott ways. Intel announced today that its latest chip - the one running in computers the world over - was mostly developed by a team working in Israel. Please feel free to have nursey switch you off, Hawking!(Photos: Copyright Control)

Oh, Shit! I though I was an Apple boy.

RICE PUDDING BACK ON THE MENU!

Given that lying is a way of life with this administration, it's no surprise that chat show Suzie would be recalled from the bent benches of the inner sanctum by the Illinois Illusionist. If Obama said it's Tuesday, and the calendar differed, his sycophant media army in the critic free zone would be doing their usual obedient nodding dog act at the feet of their Fuhrer.

YER ALL REBELS, ME BOYS!

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Is there a Muslim Civil War Brewing? Hezbollah and Al Qaeda are both killing each other in Syria. Party on, ya fuckers! For as long as they are, they've less time to spend on the rest of us. It's estimated that only 10% of the so called rebels fighting Assad are of a democratic disposition; the  Islamists are just a Heinz 57 variety pack of demented Allahu Akbar barbarians.

RACY ISRAELI WOMEN SOLDIERS IN HOT WATER!

A group of young Israeli soldiers have been disciplined for stripping down to their underwear and posting racy pics to Facebook. The following image has landed a group of four young female soldiers in a whole lot of trouble with their superiors for "tarnishing the image of the Israeli Defence Forces". YES, QUITE RIGHT SARG!

About turn!

CLOWN KERRY: JUST GO HOME!

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"When I open a PA textbook and see that Israel doesn't appear on the map, or that Tel Aviv is designated as a settlement, and when a 3-year-old boy is brought up to admire suicide bombers -- you can sign any agreement and in the end it will blow up in your face." Israeli Defense Minister, Ya'alon.

KISSING THE UK GOODBYE!

AND A HAPPY ALLAHU AKBAR TO YOU, QUEENIE!

Islam is on track to become the dominant religion in Britain within the next generation, according to new census data published by the British government. "The moment that the white British become a minority will symbolize a huge transfer of power — cultural political, economic and religious — an irreversible change in British society, unprecedented for at least a millennium.” — David Coleman, Professor of Demography, University of Oxford, England.

TAKSIM SQUARE: NOT JUST ANY OLD SQUARE!

Part view of Taksim Square, Istambul

Once upon a time there was this fellah call Atatürk. He wanted to make a secular society in Turkey and keep the mad mullahs from running a 7th century one. So he set in motion reforms to make the constitution modern and European. That square in Turkey represents the modern, secular mind set. So what better than flatten it for a shopping mall! So you see, it's not just any old square, CNN et al. It's a symbol for the secular and the Islamo-fascists who now control Turkey want it gone! (Photo: Copyright Control)