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Egypt Satirist Faces New Probe For ‘Insulting Pakistan’.

The Paks gave North Korea the nuke info ...and they arrest ME!

This isn't really hard to do, given that the regime there are treacherous, two faced tossers. Bassem Youssef is Egypt's Jon Stewart and of course the humorless Islamist government can't stand anyone pulling their plonker. The UK too had it's day of so called religious regimes: for starters there's Oliver Cromwell who's Mirth Police could have you arrested for a smirk on Sunday!

WE'RE All CRAZIES NOW!

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The Iraqi wing of al Qaeda and the most prominent Jihadist group - the al Nusra Front - which is heavily involved in the Syrian conflict is reported to have merged with the Iraqi wing of al Qaeda, according to a leading figure in the terror network. Quite. Only tooth fairy believers ever thought that the "rebels" were anything but a 90% toxic soup of various Islamic nutters, bent on making yet another country a Sharia Law loony bin!

THE SCREAM!

"Leftism is akin to totalitarian constructs, hence, their allegiance to Islamism, a wholly totalitarian political paradigm..."

RIP MAGGIE!

OBAMA: JUST ONE BIG BLUFFER!

After the Taliban had cleaned Obama’s clock, his empty posturing is not likely to impress the ruling elite of a totalitarian state with nuclear capabilities and a willingness to murder uncounted numbers of its own people in horrifying ways. Obama blinked. The United States put the playbook on hold, cancelled a missile test and began clumsily urging everyone to tone down the rhetoric to avoid a war. The game of chicken had ended with Obama, Kerry and Hagel squawking in a corner. Obama’s smaller-and-smarter strategy took armed force off the table against any state with a strong enough military and made his bluffs preemptively worthless.
(C) Daniel Greenfield.
And it so it came to pass that Syria, North Korea and Iran are free to do as they bloody well please!
"I've got your back, Israel?" DON'T BE SO FRIGGIN' STUPID AS TO TAKE THIS OBAMA SOUND BITE AS A FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST!

YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS!

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New York Democratic Rep. Jose Serrano - better known as Mr Thick-O - reintroduced a bill in Congress on Friday to repeal the 22nd Amendment, which places term limits on the U.S. presidency. The bill, which has been referred to committee, would allow Obama to become the first president since Franklin Roosevelt to seek a third term in office. If successful, the USA would soon become a banana republic...without the bananas!

VERY LIMP DICKS AND BAD BREATH!

THE HAGUE – Royal Dutch Shell declined to comment on reports that it will divest its stake in an Australian energy firm Woodside because of that firm’s investment in Israel’s gas fields. Last year, Shell said that involvement with them was “incompatible” with Shell’s “long-term plans." Apart from being limp dick appeasers, surrender monkeys and ass lickin' Islam's fascists, what else is in Shell's "long term plans"?