WHAT DOES A RETIRED POPE DO?

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 POPE RESIGNS AND SAYS, WHEN HE LEFT THE HITLER YOUTH MOVEMENT HE WANTED TO BE A PRODY BOY...BUT AS THERE WAS NO FUN OR DRESSING UP TO BE HAD WITH THESE DOUR, JOHN KNOX RANTERS, HE HEADED FOR THE ETERNAL CITY.

HAGEL AND "FRIENDS OF HAMAS"!

According to a senate aide, senators have “specific concerns with regard to foreign contributions to the Atlantic Council by Saad Hariri (or the Hariri family), Dinu Patriciu, Kazakhstan, and Bidzina Ivanishvili. It was reported that one of the reasons for the suspension of Chuck Hagel’s nomination hearing earlier this week is that among the many names identified in documents as having provided foreign funding to him is a group called “Friends of Hamas.” Hagel has thus far refused to disclose the foreign funding he has received for his various organizations to the Senate Armed Forces Committee, claiming he has a “fiduciary duty” to keep “confidentiality” of his and his organization’s donors. Hagel’s discretion has led to speculation as to what, exactly, he is unwilling to reveal. Well, as sure as shit it wasn't from "Friends of Israel"!

THE RISE AND RISE OF THE PC GESTAPO!

Q: CAN YOU TAKE THE PISS OUT OF ANYONE? 
A: YES. WE IN THE WEST ARE ALL ABOUT FREEDOM OF SPEECH 
     AND THE WRITTEN WORD.
Q: WHAT ABOUT ISLAM AND THE FOUNDER OF THE DEATH CULT CREW? 
A: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!
Five years ago, Ezra Levant, then-publisher of the Western Standard, was hauled before a Canadian “human rights commission” because he published the Danish cartoons that satirized Muhammad—one of the few newspapers in the West that had the courage to do so. Instead of cowering before the power of the state, Levant, sounding like a modern-day Patrick Henry, blasted the PC Gestapo and the very notion that the government has the right to dictate to a newspaper what is “reasonable” to print.

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CHRIS ROCK: WAY TO GO, DUDE!

CHRIS ROCK: WE MUST FOLLOW THE ORDERS OF THE PRESIDENT!
Whenever a cleb opens their kisser, usually the contents of the cow shed floor comes tumbling forth. Why politicians on both sides of the isle think that entertainers - whither they be stand-up, rock, or some tinsel town prick - are some kind of asset, is a friggin' mystery!

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LOST BOYS, PIZZA AND SENATOR SID!

Dear Dems, Yesterday, I was watching one of your Democratic Senators on committee duty, frothing and quietly fuming about the U.S. Military daring to take out wayward *yanks, similar to the tosser in the photo - by bullet or drone - without asking Senator Sid about it first. What exactly don't you understand about the following, Sid?  A misguided or zealot chap joins the Allahu Akbar brigade; and with his new chums plots to kill Americans and those of other nations. After a hearty sing-song to Ali Baba, he thinks: boy, could I murder a 12" pizza. So he wanders off to get the al-Qaida special, the one at half price with sliced camel topping; but on his way back to the lads, gets his Islamist ass blown away. Who the fuck cares except for some simpleton schmucks like yourself.
*(Anwar al-Awlaki)

Hi. I'm dead. PS:They lied about the 72 virgins...

ASTEROID: ONE OF THOSE DAYS...

Got any plans, oh for around 2:26 p.m. EST in the U.S. (1926 GMT in the UK) on Feb. 15? Because an asteroid called "YER ALL DOOMED" or to give it it's catchy scientific name "2012 DA14" will fly within 17,200 miles (27,680 kilo- meters) of Earth. This is lower than the communications satellites that orbit 22,000 miles (35,800 km) above the equator. According to science folk working away with Wal-Mart calculators, the asteroid will NOT hit the Earth on THIS orbital pass! This baby is about the size of the object that hit Siberia in 1908 (called the "Tunguska Event" - a proper gentle name which doesn't frighten young children and nervous adults) which left a forest the size of Manchester, England wishing it had grown else where. Have a nice Valentine's Day...

 H-E-R-E'sssss.... 

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BLIND SHEIKH AND THE SON OF...

Quote of the Day: 
"Peaceful means don't work for us." - son of Islam's Blind Sheikh.

NO FRIGGIN' KIDDIN' !!!

Is my Santa hat on straight?

Note: Omar Abdel-Rahman was accused of being the leader of Al-Gama'a al-Islamiyya (also known as "The Islamic Group"), a militant Islamist movement in Egypt that is considered a terrorist organization by the United States. The group is responsible for many acts of violence, including the November 1997 Luxor massacre, in which 58 foreign tourists and four Egyptians were killed. Needless to say, Morsi and the Muslim Brotherhood would like him back among the flock of Islamist fuckers now running Egypt into the ground!