I JUST SELL POTTED PLANTS...

BIGGEST SELLING MAG SINCE 2004!

Best seller in Mecca and guaranteed Sharia Compliant! Yes folks, once in a while one comes across a mag to curl up on the sofa with or while away a few mins in the שירותים (shower) and this baby is it! 

ANY REGRETS YET, YANKS?

" People deserve the government they choose." 

an old Russian saying.

GAZA: A-HOLE OF THE UNIVERSE!

Yesterday, Islamist terror groups in the Gaza Strip fired over 150 rockets towards Israeli towns and cities, reaching farther into the country than ever before. Israeli Air Force jets and Navy ships bombarded Hamas and Islamic Jihad targets, putting the groups’ leadership in the cross-hairs. Obama - the Islamist friend and enabler - mantra to Israel, "show restraint". Fuck him. The Islamist entities in Gaza are just the same as the butchers in Syria and Iraq, only with 1000's of Iranian supplied rockets. And when will the sleepwalking West understand that we've got millions of Muslim Jihad sympathisers living amongst us?

BOY IN THE BUBBLE...

The Israeli technology start-up Silentium has unexpectedly received a $10 million investment from an unidentified Russian investment bank. But would you want to bubble your way from UK to Oz with a fish bowl sat on yer napper?

NO KNOWN CURE!

Why is the EU so gullible and are they a bit short of Muslims? A top European Union official - who's obviously supporting the fast track to Eurostan model - appealed to the EU's 28 member states on Monday to step up their efforts to resettle Syrian refugees, saying Europe must offer a legal alternative to migrants. And why is that, pray tell? Memo To Mr Cretin: Find a map of the Middle East.Their fellow Arabs occupy loads of sandy real estate on the Gulf, where there's zillions of swanky empty apartments aching to be turned into a slum. Then tell Qatar and the Saudi Terror Funders to divert a few dollars from their Murder Inc clients currently on Syria/Iraq duty, for refugee shopping at Mall Abdul; and finally, explain to the lazy assed goat heard Johnnies, that just for fucking once, be a smidgen responsible for their own self made disasters and carnage!

THE ONLY SCORES THAT MATTER!

Pissed off at having to arrive hours before you need to at the airport and your undies scanned every few yards? Well let's do something that's bound to have the usual suspects screaming. It's called SCREENING! Because it ain't Buddhists, Hindus, Pagans or White Witches that are the plague on the planet; it's the Islam Exclusive Franchise Group. Below are just some of their business ventures to date: