THE ONLY SCORES THAT MATTER!

Pissed off at having to arrive hours before you need to at the airport and your undies scanned every few yards? Well let's do something that's bound to have the usual suspects screaming. It's called SCREENING! Because it ain't Buddhists, Hindus, Pagans or White Witches that are the plague on the planet; it's the Islam Exclusive Franchise Group. Below are just some of their business ventures to date:

COSMIC MYSTERY, MAN...

Nothing has changed in the Palestinian agenda since that dead, scruffy weasel Arafat for once stated the truth. It's said that spaced repetition is the best way of keeping the message in front of the intended audience. It can work, but like all rules, it has it's exceptions: the liberal tendency, readers of Haaretz, NYT and similar. Even after all the evidence, they still cling to their Peace Now teddies. Now that surely counts as a cosmic mystery.

INFAMOUS FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES!

ISIS leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi aka The Big Bastard Butcher, broke wind and cover, telling his followers, 'we like killing'; which couldn't have been news to his ass kissing psycho clones. Still bellowing to those below, he continued his 15 minute rant, informing anyone who would stop shooting for a mo that, “Allah likes us to kill his enemies and make Jihad." And he, al-Baghdadi, further informed the audience, he's directly descended from the genocidal, child-loving perv, Mohammad. Yep, the Butcher of the Innocent certainly ticks every box; and I for one, totally and unreservedly believe the evil monster without any matching DNA.

This is the real face of Islam: Madder than a desert camel with rabies

BARACK OR BARRY: SAME FRIGGIN' OUTCOME!

The  great faker and wife still have 2.4 years left to swing their wrecking ball across America. But with *Barry & Bareeta - his $100 million dollar professional vacation bitch - getting so unpopular, they might have to slop off to the Land of Eternal Wahhabi, before the official end of his regime. There, Barry can change his name to Baasim, (smiling in Arabic) with Bareeta to Bushra (meaning good news). Or if you're a Yank, the "good news" is that his spendthrift cow has now been burka-fied in that 7th century, Saudi, satanic Hole of Hell!  *Note: This is the name Obama used until he reverted to Barack

WHEN WILL THE DIME DROP?

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BEATLES MUSIC QUIZ: WHAT'S THE FIRST CHORD OF.....

And if you actually get it right without cheating, it's two free tickets to their next gig!

Click the link for the right answer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvxPc5MPEuQ&feature=youtu.be

WHICH TEAM ARE YOU SUPPORTING NOW?

This month the liberal media discovered a new word: Caliphate.
But before Team Sunni (better known as the ISIS Barbarians) can be declared head boys of the year (usually by body count) and thus win the Caliphate Cup, they'll first have to kick the shit out of Team Shiite -  most certainly not pronounced shite like the Scots or Irish would say it. But enough of straining the intellect; instead, let's have a wee pic to make it easy for class to remember who's who in Islam's carnage count down.