TELL ME IT'S A NOISY BIRD OVERHEAD!

Israel is now working closely with the Egyptian authorities, permitting Egyptian Apache helicopters to circle overhead in Gaza City. The Egyptians are already active in the Sinai seeking out Islamist groups, so freaking out the terror entity Hamas who currently control the Gaza Strip, is the next big game in town. The Islamo-fascist Hamas - a clone of the Muslim Bros - now find themselves clutching at any old mullah's beard; desperately cosying up once more to the fuckers who run Iran, whom the Surrender-in-Chief Obama, actually trusts! (Photo: Copyright Control)

Jimmy Carter's guard of dishonor.

BUSINESS IS WHAT WE NEED!

The Palestinian Policy Network Al-Shabaka is a think tank, launched in April 2010, dedicated to the principles of self-delusion. When not boasting about their BDS cred they eternally hound Palestinian businessmen on their co-ventures with Israeli businesses. If the politicians on both sides would just piss off for a year or so and let Palestinian and Israeli entrepreneurs and business folk get on with it, peace could have been achieved decades ago!

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MY BOMB'S BIGGER THAN YOURS!

A Sunni group known as the Free Sunnis of Baalbek Brigade are among Islam's loony tunes who are killing each other faster than a very thirsty man downing a cold pint of Guinness. Another group of Islamist head bangers are the Al-Nusra Front; a death cult Sunni outfit with a whiff of Al Qaeda who are mainly to be found in the murder mayhem of Syria. Claiming to be behind a car bomb attack earlier this month, Al-Nusra were leaving their calling card with Iran's professional psychos, aka Hezbollah and the boys of Al-Nusra are certainly up to the task they've set themselves. Islam's finest kicking the shit out of each other? That will do nicely.

Another big BOOM in Beirut, courtesy of Al-Nusra
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START ME UP!

Israel may be known as the Start-up Nation, especially in cutting edge technology, but they are not only located in Israel. There are over 200 Israeli start-ups operating in New York alone, while many others are located in Boston.

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QUAKING EARTH IN HOLY PLACES!

Israel is situated in one of the world's earthquake-prone areas and after a series of five moderate earthquakes shook the country last October, officials are taking action to try and protect the Holy Land's most important ancient treasures so they hopefully won't come tumbling down. About once a century throughout history a large earthquake has rattled the region often damaging key historical sites, the last major quake occurring in 1927.

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TRIVIA NIGHT!

Syrian officials could face war crimes charges at the International Court at the Hague, after a military police photographer defected and provided evidence showing the systematic killing of 11,000 detainees. Meanwhile, the UN stopped counting the bodies at 100,000 and content themselves with gravitas speeches, chin stoking and trivia. What a waste of space they are!

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DEATH OF A PIONEER...

Azaria Alon, aged 95 and the Israel Prize winner and co-founder of the Society for the Protection of Nature in Israel passed away at his home early on Sunday. A man ahead of his time. RIP.

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