NSA: PROTECTING OUR ASSES!

The NSA is tracking 5 billion cell phone location data as well as all the other stuff. And I should bloody well hope so! It's Al Qaeda and all the Islamist Allahu Akbar loonies fav way to order their kebabs. So, do stop bleating on about your privacy; you never had any when you bought that Internet package!

More ammo, two heat seeking missiles... oh and 6 kebabs, fries, no mayo.

YOU'RE IN THE ARMY NOW!

There are 130,000 Christian Arabs in Israel and at a time when Christian communities across the Islamic world are facing vicious persecution in the form of arrests, murder, Muslim mob violence and bombings of churches, it’s no coincidence that this assertive form of Christian identity I.E. joining the IDF (Israeli Defense Force) is pissing off the usual suspects big time. Great!

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TEAM FAILURE REPORTING!

Team Obama Has A Security Plan For The "West Bank"!

An' then a said: "Israel, I've got your back".

Team Obama, having lost Egypt to the Russians, flip-flopped on Syria, let Islamists murder in Benghazi and given the nod for Iran's Mad Mullahs to build a nuke at their convenience, are now offering some of their collective wisdom to the Israelis? Fuck off!

USB FOR DUMMIES!

USB cable developers have announced with much excitement that a forthcoming version of the connector's plug is to be reversible! It means users of the Universal Serial Bus cables will no longer have to worry which way round the part is facing when plugging it into a device. I guess the geeks did a bit of market research, found out that there are zillions of folk who shouldn't be allowed out alone, and realised that they could make a friggin' fortune form their amazing anti-worry technology.

ANYONE SEEN MULLAH OMAR?

Iran has been appointed as a member of the executive council of the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons (OPCW). When you read something like this, you know for sure that those who run planet earth are really escapees from some old asylum.

Staff nurse, call the residents for din-dins...

NUKE RACES AND PORKY PIES!

The fact remains: Surrender-in-Chief Obama agreed to Iranian enrichment and lied to the Israelis, Saudis and everybody else! The Islamist crazies in Tehran will happily go down in nuclear flames if they know they could take everybody else with them! Obama's the nearest thing to 666 this side of Armageddon. 

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(Apologies to Winston Churchill)

NOT ROCK OF AGES...

The world seems terrified that the Jewish people might pray at their Temple Mound in Jerusalem and the Palestinian Muslims are going ape shit. The fact that the mound for over 3000 years has been the Holy place for Jews - the site of King Solomon's temple etc - seems lost on the general public. Fact: (a) Muhammad NEVER stepped foot in Jerusalem (b) Jerusalem is NEVER mentioned once in the Koran. 
Click the link and see why the Palestinians want it removed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU9CauJP4Pg