ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!

Islamist barbarians in Syria have apologized for mistakenly beheading another Islamist fruit and nut case. But how did they find out their tragic mistake? Was the head still bouncing around shouting that quaint old Islamo-fascist sound bite, Allahu Akbar?

Dear Santa, we thought it was an infidel. Honest. PS I need a new AK-47

HOT MIC MOMENT!

A UN interpreter has been caught out telling the truth. The UN is like the Mecca & Lefty Show, where you've as much chance of hearing the truth uttered as meeting a a virgin in a brothel. The UN was doing their usual: adopting nine resolutions condemning Israel, and none addressing issues in other countries. Enter the hot mic: "I mean, I think when you have five statements, not five like a total of ten resolutions on Israel, there’s got to be something… C’est un peu trop, no? [It’s a bit much, no?] I mean I know it’s… yes… yes… it’s [inaudible] but it’s not the only… There’s other really bad shit happening. Nobody says anything about the other stuff."
Give the interpreter a medal,  move the out house of an organisation to Tehran.

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DEAD AS DINOS?

Israeli researchers have found a new protein that could replace antibiotics and thus save our asses! Decades of over use and abuse of antibiotics (they load them into anything that clucks, goes baa or moo) have led to all of us being within a whisker of going the way of the dinos.  

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MUNICH MAN LIVES!

Our thicko negotiators, lead by arch appeaser Clown Kerry are all still desperate to sign any old deal with Tehran's nuclear ayatollahs in which Islams 7th century criminals would get billions of dollars in lifted sanctions, and in return we in the West would get a fucking promise! And what's the Islamo-fascist promise? They'll develop their nukes a wee bit slower! The train wreck of Obama & Co. continues...

REVOLUTION AHEAD!

Researchers In Israel Announce A Revolutionary Alternative Fuel!

Ben Gurion University

A team at Israel’s Ben Gurion University  has come up with an alternative fuel, made from water and carbon dioxide! Unlike other fuel alternatives available today, the “green feed” created at BGU has a significant advantage: it can be turned into fuel using existing oil refining methods and delivered to gas stations using existing infrastructure. Professor Moti Hershkowitz, who led the research team, predicts that this breakthrough technology should be commercially viable within 10 years. (Image: Copyright Control)

THE ILLINOIS WAY!

ACORN slayer James O’Keefe is going after almost 50,000 Obamacare “navigators,” whom the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services says are supposed to “serve as an in-person resource for Americans who want additional assistance in shopping for and enrolling in plans” on the Obamacare exchanges. However... left-wing activists have scooped up more than $67 million in grants nationwide to HIRE these "navigators". It's a payoff to ACORN and other radical outfits that helped win Obama the presidency. Illinois politics; alive and well in Washington. Oh...the left one's in jail and the other one should be!

We promise to continue with deceit and corruption,
and we don't give a fling fuck for the dim wits
who vote for us,
only our own political asses.

VIVE LA FRANCE? YEP!

Demonstrating a remarkable turnaround in which many American politicians - the ones not sporting Obama/Chamberlain badges- and who had previously been long contemptuous of France as the "surrender monkeys" of the world, have suddenly become its most fervent supporters! France (along with Israel who were not involved in the talks) seems to be the only country at these negotiations that actually understands that Obama can be trusted as much as having a black mamba down your trousers. "The French are becoming very good leaders in the Middle East and understand that the real agenda of Tehran has never changed." One even tweeted " "Vive la France!" as well as saying "France had the courage to prevent a very bad nuclear agreement with Iran." So it's now official: the USA under Regime Obama and the UK are the new surrender monkeys!