COMING SOON:THE UN BLUE BOTTLE BURGER!

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According to a UN report just published, the best way to feed the 9 billion people expected to be alive by 2050 could be to rear trillions of common houseflies on a diet of human shit and abattoir blood, then blend the blotted disease carriers up to use as animal feed! Being fluent in piggy, she's saying: I'm not eating that crap!

PARALLEL UNIVERSE EXISTS?

US, Britain Preparing For New Democratic Syria!

Dave and Barry: there's at least two more of us, you know...

Are Obama and Cameron living in some parallel Universe? There's more chance of me playing lead in The Rocky Horror Show than Syria - or ANY Arab Springer - becoming a democratic country!

HAVING A BAD DREAM, LITAL? NOPE!

Israeli Peacenik Meets The Reality Of Palestinian Arabs!

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Lital Shemesh (photo above) is a young, liberal Israeli journalist, considered a rising star in the Israeli media who openly expresses her political aspirations. The project she was involved in had meetings every few weeks and a concluding seminar in Turkey. "We were shocked to discover" reported Lital, "that not a single one of the Palestinians spoke of a two-state solution. They spoke of one state – their state. They spoke of ruling Jaffa, Tel Aviv, Akko, Haifa." WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, LITAL SHEMESH! Would that the Peace Now brigade and Obama could have been there to hear it!
PS: This is not the first time a group of Israelis who pine for peace have met with their "liberal" Arab counterparts – only to find that they have no counterparts at all!

HEZBOLLAH'S PROTECTION FORCE!

The EU still thinks they're Muslim Boy Scouts!

Why anyone with a pulse would give any credence to anything that comes out of the UN is a mystery; given that 85% of the countries on the books are a motley collection of odious tossers...but I digress. Here's an example of the UN in action: Resolution 1701 required “disarmament of all armed groups in Lebanon” except for “the Lebanese State.” The disarmament was to include Hezbollah. On its website, UNIFIL declared that “UNIFIL deals with all parties even-handedly and does not ignore any violations.”
UNIFIL is anything but even-handed. It has become instead the UN Hezbollah Protection Force! It focuses on alleged Israeli violations of Resolution 1701 why it looks the other way as Hezbollah has built up, under UNIFIL’s very nose in civilian areas - within areas of UNIFIL’s deployment of its forces - a stockpile of many thousands of rockets supplied illegally by Iran and Syria! As I've said many a time: move this redundant turd of an institution from New York to a more appropriate location...like Tehran. (Photo: Getty)

DC MUSEUM: POLITICAL RETARDS!

DC Museum To Honor Two Hamas "Journalists-Cameramen"!
Targeted and killed by the Israelis in a Gaza airstrike those two Islamist bastards are to be added to Newseum’s journalists memorial! On Newseum’s website, al-Kumi and Salama are described as "cameramen who were covering fighting between Israel and the militant group Hamas when a missile hit their vehicle.” Actually not the case. They were part of the Al-Aqsa network. In 2010 the US Treasury Department singled out Al-Aqsa as a television station financed and controlled by Hamas saying,
"Al-Aqsa is primary a Hamas media outlet and airs programs and music videos designed to recruit children to become Hamas armed fighters and suicide bombers upon reaching adulthood.” 
Moreover, al-Kumi and Salama functioned as Hamas operatives and were therefore taken out by the IDF on November 20 because of their terror ties.

One day, for Allah, you too can go "boom" like you're daddy!

CHICAGO LAW PROFESSORS DIDN'T RATE OBAMA!

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The professors despised Obama because he was lazy, unqualified and never attended any of the faculty meetings. "It was clear that he regarded the position as nothing more than a political stepping stool." According to one professor, he had the lowest intellectual capacity in the building. He also doubted whether he was legitimately an editor on the Harvard Law Review, because if he was, he would be the FIRST and only editor of an Ivy League law review to NEVER be published while in school. (publication is and was a requirement).

WIN A PAIR OF FLIGHTS!