ANDERSON COOPER: WHERE ARE YOU?

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War On Everything But Islamic Terror.
Over a decade after thousands of New Yorkers were murdered by Muslim terrorists, the city’s mayor is declaring victory in the War on Salt. Next up he plans to wage a spring offensive on Styrofoam cups. The United States has lost the War in Afghanistan, a minor matter that none of Obama's news outlets can find the time to report on because AC 360 and his like are much too busy covering a breaking story about a Republican senator taking a sip of a water.

OBAMA: HIS VERY OWN WATERGATE!

Obama and his lick spittle sycophants want to wipe the word “Benghazi” off the hard drive in your head, helped in heaps by 95% of American's media who have sworn allegiance to the Joe Gobbells' School of Journalism. 
BENGHAZI: Obama's Watergate with bodies.

THE THREE AMIGOS ROAD TO RUIN!

John Brennan: What’s notable about a recent speech of his is that he twice refers to the State of Israel as “Palestine”. And this Obama hand pick is about to head the CIA! With Hagel, Brennan, Obama as the three surrender monkeys in place, the USA won't do anything to stop Iran's nuclear program and fully expect total appeasement to the Muslim Jihadist to become U.S. official policy.

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GERMAN GREEN IN THE KHAKI!

Chairman of the German Green Party, Claudia Roth, slapped the hand of Iranian ambassador Ali Reza Sheik Attar, in a "high-five" motion. Creaming her jeans to be meeting the Iranian official they were filmed "slapping palms" and "passing grins" as they were being seated during a joke calling itself a security conference. Ah, the Sisterhood. If Ms Roth slipped and fell on dog shit, her half of the "slapping palm" would be none the wiser.

WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE GNOME?

This past week, world-class America, Israel and anything not as fucking-mad-as-me-hater - Noam ‘the gnome’ Chomsky - cried “Nazi” about America. Chomsky was on state-run Iranian television - Islamo-fascist Iran being the greatest state sponsor of Jihad terrorism on planet earth - telling their headscarf-wearing Muslim female ‘reporter’ that America is a terrorist state and that “America is just like the Nazis”.
BEING IT WAS ONE OF THE LEFT'S AND CHOMSKY'S BIG HEROES - NONE OTHER THAN UNCLE JOE STALIN; AKA MURDER INCORPORATED, THAT SIGNED THE " NON AGGRESSION PACK" WITH HITLER AND THE NAZI BOYS, CHOMSKY MUST BE IN THE LATTER STAGES OF SELECTIVE AMNESIA. CHOMSKY: ONE PRIZE DELUDED SCHMUCK MASQUERADING AS A HUMAN BEING.

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THE ODD COUPLE AND FISHY TALES...

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Yeah, I heard the Pope is going to do some fishin'. You think I should join him? I guess I could, considering all the whoppers I've told in my time...

WHAT DOES A RETIRED POPE DO?

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 POPE RESIGNS AND SAYS, WHEN HE LEFT THE HITLER YOUTH MOVEMENT HE WANTED TO BE A PRODY BOY...BUT AS THERE WAS NO FUN OR DRESSING UP TO BE HAD WITH THESE DOUR, JOHN KNOX RANTERS, HE HEADED FOR THE ETERNAL CITY.