OBAMA OPENS GATEWAY TO ARMAGEDDON...

Any one of you bearded
bastards betting on when I  pop off,
 their name will
be added to the list in
my wee Red Book; and a very slow,
painful death will be your winnings.

While the Grand Wazoo Obama opens the gates to hell, Islam's Prince of Darkness has stage 4 cancer; and it couldn't be happening to a nicer chap. So who from the snake pit will succeed nuke wannabe Khamenei at the top spot of the Islamic Republic's dug heap? On August 21, the chairman of the Council of Experts Ayatollah Reza Mahdavi-Kani passed away at the age of 83. In the council there are 86 members that are chosen every eight years, and they choose the supreme leader. For now, the temporary head of the Council of Experts - experts in fuck knows what except death and genocidal ambitions - is Ayatollah Hashsemi Shahroudi. He's considered a "moderate" which in Shite speak, he'll not have your children tortured in front of you; a very common practice used by this degenerate Islamist regime to extract information from parents. Close to Khamenei, he was at the head of what's jokingly know by the locals as the Iranian Justice System. For ten years, from 1999 to 2009 he was one of the heads of the Shite's religion, which allowed him to issue fatwas. 
Meanwhile, at the Bibi speech, the back-turning Nancy Pelosi showed once more just what a special kind of stupid, ignorant cow she is. One that can drive otherwise sane folk to purchase voodoo dolls and a goodly supply of pins.