NO WEB AHEAD FOR MILLIONS?

A United States court awarded a group of American and Israeli victims of Iranian terror the rights to the Iran's .ir domain; this could result in the possibility of Iran being kicked off the web. A dumb move even if it could be done, considering most Iranian young people don't support the mullah mad men of Tehran. If I couldn't get on the web because I had the misfortune of living in the land of the Borg, it most certainly wouldn't endear me to the land of the so called free.

We are Islam, We are Islam, We are Islam...hang on a mo:
why do I really want a bagel, lox and cream cheese
with a side of laptop?