THE POACHER IS NOT A GAMEKEEPER...

We did not murder and starve to death 1.5 million Armenians...
and I'll shot any of you fuckers who say we Muslim Turks did!

The U.S. has asked Turkey to put pressure on that Islamo-fascist bastard child of the Muslim Bros a.k.a Hamas, in order to "reduce tensions and prevent violence". 
Such a request to that Islamist Dog of Turkey, Erdogan, is the equivalent of asking a known arsonist  to be fire chief. The known desire of Erdogan is an open secret; demolish the secular and take the high road to sharia law hell. But having this liability as part of NATO sits well with the leadership of western democracies game of World Monopoly, well illustrated as having on board the treacherous Paks and Gulf Arabs as "allies". Those who actually think they are masters of the universe, have seldom if ever, tried having a moral code as their way of doing business. They much prefer the guaranteed-to-fail expediency version; even though history has consistently shown, such a version will always come back and bite them on their not so smart asses. 

FIRST PRIZE OF 2015 GOES TO...

I have a dream. That before I leave office, I will have decimated
America militarily. I have a dream. That the forces of Islam will
bring the Caliphate to our shores. I have a dream. That the religion
of peace will bring the wisdom of Allah to all...whither they
like it or not...

Barry Obama. For being the most dangerous U.S. Pres ever. 
Had Obama been around when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor, the Grand Wazoo would have been making every excuse for the Emperor's winged messengers of death and why he still wouldn't commit the USA to enter WW2. Barry's latest pronouncement re Iran's scum-o'-the-earth regime, would make Chamberlain look like a war mongering hawk. The Ayatollah of Islam's death cult must be wondering: surely there must be a camel trap hidden somewhere? 

Hey. Give me a break. How the fuck should
 I know what's goin' down

Can Barry really be so naive about our nuke plans an' all? Similar thoughts will often have crossed the mullah machiavellian mind set; for surely nobody in Barry's lofty position can be such a push-over- patsy? 
Yep, fortunately for you, Turban of Treachery an' Terror, Barry is the real deal!

BABES IN BLACK...

Mr Sever Plonker Plocker, writing in the Israeli press, posed this question: How does Israel repair the rift with Obama?
JuicyJaffa's answer is: Why in the fuck would Israel want to!
Barry, The Great Pretender, for many a year sucked on the teet of the anti-Semitic Rev Wright, while his bird Michelle partied with the Black Nazis a.k.a Farrakhan, the Fuhrer of Nation of Islam turd. Farrakhan is also on a U.K. no-fly list, by the way. What a pair! Talk about being known by the company you keep. 
And with her hubby receiving 70% of the Jewish vote second time around, really should blow off the cliche that Jewish folk are smarter than your average goy.

Barry and his spendthrift, vacation taking bird, are politically dead doo doo. 
With but a short lease left on their White House adventure and the Republicans waiting in the wings, there is no need for Israel to do much more Mr Plocker, than stay well away from behaving like ass kissin' fence menders! 

TRUST ME: I'M A SCIENTIST!

American researchers say they're on track to solve the mystery of weight gain - and it has nothing to do with indulging in an of these! 

Could it be they are sponsored by the food industry? Scientists are akin to rattlesnakes for hire. If there's loads of personal moolah and mega bucks for their "research" they'll have flow and pie charts showing Joe Public and simple minded politicians their empirical evidence. Example: when a scientist with a moral compass went to extraordinary lengths to prove that lead in petrol/paint/children's toys and yer water pipes wasn't good for ones health, the multi nationals and those companies affected by his results, paraded their "scientists" who declared that Mr Anti-Lead should be fast tracked to a rest home. The list is almost endless of these immoral tossers taking the King's Shilling and not surprisingly barking and tail wagging their masters' bidding. The scientists who have found the "evidence" that it's really we humans who are mostly responsible for pushing planet earth to it's temp rising doom; these "scientists" findings should likewise be read after you've swigged a largish gulp from the Skeptic Bottle. There are many factors that made Ice Ages come and go, temps and shore lines to rise and fall over the last 2 million years...and we humans weren't one of them!

I BLAME BOLLYWOOD!

Pradeep Kuma Manukonda had a stint in the U.S. as a software engineer and was doing quite well for himself, until, according to his story, he pointed out security problems to Facebook, and since then, his life has been in mortal danger, so he told The Hans India.  He Pradeep, the self anointed saviour of Facebook, said that since then Zuckerberg and the Facebook Crew have been stalking him, his girlfriend, sister and his non existent dog. Pradeep says he has even been attacked by knives! (Oy vey! Can't a billion Zuckerberg bucks find a good assassin?) Pradeep has now asked a High Court for police protection.  The gist of it is, the world expert in cyber la-la-land thinks Facebook management is soooo terrified about his expert knowledge and is, therefore, spreading dastardly rumors that he, Pradeep is an Al Qaeda agent. 
Dear Mr Manukonda; have you visited a good shrink, changed your diet and stopped watching these Bollywood, Jimmy Bond type films yet? 

Pssst, Pradeep...I'd lay off the Scotch my boy.

WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING...

According to a confidential French intelligence document leaked to Le Figaro, a form of Muslim ghettoization is gaining ground within the French school system. The report says that Muslim students are effectively establishing an Islamic parallel society completely cut off from non-Muslim students. More than 1000 French supermarkets, including major chains such as Carrefour, have been selling Islamic books that openly call for jihad and the killing of non-Muslims.
Anyone with more than 10 brain cells has been pointing out to European appeasement fans, that the jihad jerk-offs would be coming for another crack at the Caliphate. For it was only by chance that Islam's Zombies for the Messenger of death, didn't Islamify Europe first time around!

What Hitler failed to do even with the help of Muslim SS Divisions (raised by that creature-of-the-night, Amin al-Husseini) this time around, Caliphate 2 has every chance of succeeding. Why so? Because the liberal tendency and the Left in  Europe have allowed the Muslim population to become around 50 million. Every other religious and ethnic group who have made their lives in Europe, while still keeping their individual culture and traditions, have for the most part, integrated and become a positive asset for Europe. But Muslims with a radical bent - and you can do your own maths on that one -  can't and won't be content until the Messenger's grand plan is complete. Just read Islam's mission statement a.k.a the Koran. It is a supremacist, intolerant creed no different from Hitlers; except smart uniforms and jackboots are not compulsory.
European politicians, with the help of the liberal media, have allowed the plague of Islam to spread; and you dear citizens will be having to accept Sharia Law in the the name of "tolerance." If nothing is done to stop this onslaught on your culture and societies, this will be the outcome. For wannabe Islamic State sympathisers are not at the gate; they are already living quietly in a  street near you.

Year on year, this is the
 Number 1 seller among Muslim
book buyers!

THE HOLY HORROR SHOW...

Y'all listen up there, you good Christian folks. When you come
 to that word, just sing:
 Born is the K-ing of T-a-co Bell. 

As if actively supporting the boycott, divestment and sanctions (BDS) campaign against Israel wasn’t enough, turns out the Presbyterian Church USA (PCUSA) considered banning the word “Israel” from its prayers! In a report on the Algemeiner, a resolution was presented to the 221st General Assembly; the impetus behind the proposal being to completely erase the word Israel from their prayers. The holier than thou brigade was all upset an' all by this here bit:“a section of hymns under the unfortunate heading: ‘God’s covenant with Israel.’” 
Jez...what a bummer. Big G signing that contract thingy with them thar pesky Jews. What was HE thinking of! Now, with some of the flock having a meet with the peeps of Islamist Iranian poodle, Hezbollah, the Presby Pus Pots will be celebrating the Fuhrer's birthday next. Calling themselves Christians has as much cred as a brothel keeper saying they run a Salvation Army homeless hostel.