ITALIAN DEEP TWAT PIZZA...

Gianni Vattimo is Italy’s most famous philosopher and a former MEP. This week he announced that he wants to personally kill ‘Zionist bastards’ and thinks Europeans should raise money ‘to buy Hamas some more rockets.’ On the latter point, the EU already does - another 11 million euros going to his mates any day now - but why not let Mr Vattimo deliver them in person? Perchance, he may be invited to take part in the next Hamas bikers convention.