IS BARRY LEAVING EARLY?

There's been a rumor swirling around the belt way that Barry the Imperial Impostor might split from the Capital of smoke and mirrors before an impeachment posse can string his ass up for treason. Much as I'd enjoy this, I'm not a believer in miracles; but if it were true, then what? Smokin' Joe? Perhaps better the rat you know than the foot-in-mouth-man who has a unicorn ranch. Some choice!