STRAP 'EM ON, ABDUL!

A suicide squad of at least 13 Syrian pilots has signed a pledge to serve as kamikaze pilots against Israel in the event that the United States attacks the Assad regime. One of Assad's nutters stated proudly, “We have more than 8,000 suicide martyrs within the Syrian army, ready to carry out martyrdom operations at any moment to stop the Americans. I myself am ready to blow myself up against US aircraft carriers." What? Only 8,000? Some of them are obviously not real Men of Islam!