PEBBLE TIME SMART!

It’s only been a week since Pebble began its new crowd-funding campaign for the second-generation of its smartwatches, ‘Pebble Time’ and the company has already raised a colossal $12 million dollars—an amount that is expected to skyrocket following today’s announcement of a sleeker version of the watch ‘Pebble Time Steel.’With the tremendous success of Pebble’s Kickstarter campaign in an emerging and increasingly competitive gadget market, it can now be revealed that the chief designers of the smartwatch to end all smartwatches are Israelis Itai Vonshak and Liron Damir. Today, the company announced the release of ‘Pebble Time Steel,’ a more professional-looking, stainless steel and slightly heavier version of Pebble’s standard smartwatch, that will be offered in silver, black and gold. The watch will cost backers $250 (the retail price will be $299), and those who have already backed the Kickstarter campaign for ‘Pebble Time’ will be able to change their order to the ‘Steel,’ without losing their place in line.

ISRAELI CANCER CELL BUSTERS COMING!

Humans need to communicate with each other in order to get things done – at work and at home. But so do the cells inside our bodies, which transmit messages from their outer walls to their inner nucleus. These messages prompt them to take immediate action. Now, it turns out that if cancerous cells don’t receive certain messages, the spread of cancer throughout the body can be halted. How? Israeli researchers have come up with a method of shutting off the overflow of information that creates cancerous mutations. The average living cell must transmit a constant stream of messages quickly and efficiently from its outer walls to the inner nucleus, where most of the day-to-day “decisions” are made. But this rapid, long-distance communication system leaves itself open to mutations that can give rise to a “spam attack” that promotes cancer. Weizmann Institute scientists have identified a potential drug molecule that stops only cancerous cells (not healthy ones) from getting their “mail.” (via NoCamels)

BUNKER-BUSTERS, AWAY!

No Westie infidels will be poking their noses
into our pitta bakery.

The Iranian defense minister made clear on Wednesday that international inspectors would not be granted access to the state’s military sites under the framework agreement with the world powers.(timesofisrael.com)  

Phew. Boy, was I beginning to worry it might be something really friggin' serious. The more that's revealed about this Dud, Dumb Deal the more it should be obvious that it has as much chance of flying as a Trex. Just burn this Obama promoted Chamberlain-esque piece of poo and give Mullah-ville's treacherous Islamist bastards a taste of the Yank mega bunker-busters on their nuke facilities. It will have to come to that anyway, as the Land of the Ayatollah will never give up; and you'd better believe they have to be stopped! 

YOUR CHEATIN' HEART...

BILL'S GOT THE T-SHIRT, OBAMA!

I well remember Fly-Open-Bill warbling this crapology! 

 

JESUS' TOMB DISCOVERED!

I'd sooner believe the time on a chocolate watch. Historically, most claims from "experts"  from whatever field they plough, prove to be total bollocks. e.g. When a professor at Oxford University was asked; in the future, how many computers he thought would be needed in the UK. He answered SIX! Then there's the present one that's quite popular: Are we alone in the Universe? This one gets 1st prize in the Very Arrogant category.

Billions of known galaxies each containing
trillions of suns (stars to you if Astronomy's not
your thing)

THE DEATH CULTS' CO-OP!

One of the interesting phenomena of the civil war in Syria is the tacit understandings between two sworn enemies: the Assad regime and the terrorist organization ISIS. These understandings are about operating and marketing the products of the oil and gas fields, most of which are located in areas controlled by ISIS (see map). There are also arrangements for the distribution of electricity between the two sides. These understandings make it easier for ISIS to produce and market its oil and gas to the Syrian market. For the Syrian regime, they provide a (limited) solution to the shortage of energy resources in the territories under its control. (Meir Amit Intel, Terrorism Info Center).
Islam's various Death Cult Crews hardly know which way to fire or who's killing who for what anymore. I guess they shoot at anything without a close resemblance to a camel; so their respective wifies should feel reasonable safe.

My Abdullah was a good man. He allowed me
 to go pee-pee on my own and
only beat the crap out of me every second day.

TALES FROM THE CRYPT!

Samples from mummies in a Hungarian crypt have revealed that multiple tuberculosis strains derived from a single Roman ancestor that circulated in 18th-century Europe, scientists said Tuesday.Their findings, published in the journal Nature Communications, drew on a remarkable, if gruesome, source.

In 1994, workers restoring a Dominican church in Vac, Hungary, stumbled upon the remains of more than 200 people whose corpses had become naturally mummified. The individuals, many of them wealthy Catholics, had been placed fully clothed in coffins in the church crypt just north of the capital Budapest between 1731 and 1838. All the samples studied carried a genetic signature of a notorious tuberculosis strain called Lineage 4, which today accounts for more than a million TB cases every year in Europe and the Americas. By building a family tree of the germ, the team dated the bacterial ancestor to the late Roman period. "(It) confirmed the genotypic continuity of an infection that has ravaged the heart of Europe since prehistoric times." Now, reheat your pizza and think pleasant thoughts when cracking another craft beer open; thankful you weren't a dim witted peasant employed as a 18th century body snatcher.

THE PERSIAN KNIGHT'S TALE...

Being that Fly-Open-Bill Clinton's North Korean no-nuke deal was such a screaming success, y'all can sleep easy with Barry-O's updated Iranian version.

NEARLY 4000 NEW ISRAELI PATENTS!

With nearly 4000 new Israeli patents, here's just a taste of what's coming soon to a pharmacy near you in the field of meds.
Israeli biotech SynVaccine is developing safe synthetic vaccines from the recipient’s own tissue cells, which the body’s immune system can easily recognize and build protection.  In addition, SynVaccine’s computer-engineered vaccines cannot release the original virus. Treatment to stop pain.  Israel’s Teva has begun a Phase 2b trial of TV-45070 in patients with post-herpetic neuralgia (PHN).  TV-45070 inhibits the sodium channels expressed in the pain-sensing peripheral nervous system and can treat patients with various pain indications, including neuropathic and osteo-arthritis pain.

ISRAEL'S DAVID'S SLING READY!

(Reuters) - A new Israeli air defense system being developed in partnership with the United States has passed advanced tests, the Israeli Defense Ministry said on Wednesday, putting it on course for possible deployment by next year. David's Sling is designed to shoot down rockets with ranges of between 100 km and 200 km (63 miles and 125 miles), aircraft or low-flying cruise missiles. It will thus fill the operational gap between Israel's Iron Dome short-range rocket interceptor and the Arrow ballistic missile interceptor, both already active.

IRAN'S GLOBAL TERROR MAP!

Well past talk-time with Iran's Death Cult suits. The only thing to stop the Ayatollah and his degenerate, apocalyptic band of psychos is to use as many bunker-busters as it takes to end their nuke dreams forever.

TREVOR NOAH TWITTERS, WHINGES & WHINES!

Come on up an' kick some Jew and front bum, bigot!

Trevor Noah, the newly announced host of "The Daily Show," a.k.a the Joe Goebbels Lives Show - rejected the backlash over his graphic tweets targeting Jews and women as an unfair reflection of him and his comedy. "To reduce my views to a handful of jokes that didn't land is not a true reflection of my character, nor my evolution as a comedian," Noah whinged on his Twitter account. Comedy Central - the liberal/lefty/undergraduate teet-suck - came to the wah-wah-ers defense, calling Noah a "provocative" comedian who "spares no one, himself included." Oh, yeah? Do spare us the crap. The South African goy-boy was picked for being a lefty. Stewart the Obama sycophant and self-hater, ass licked and Israel kicked at every opportunity. Ditto will be this imported twat!

KHALED MESHAAL: $2.4 BILLION AND COUNTING!

Hamas' political leader Khaled Meshaal - who's made $2.4 billion out of running Terror Inc from a  five star Gulf hotel - has said that there will be no peace as a result of Israel's elections. Given that the Islamo-fascist Hamas' mission statement is to destroy Israel, we can take his "no peace" as a given. 

Why am I seldom in Gaza? Are you friggin' crazy, or what!